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Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« on: September 05, 2008, 07:43:46 PM »
One year, when she was 8, Sarah ate all the skin off of the Thanksgiving turkey before anybody else got some.

Sarah Palin often takes the last cold soda out of the fridge without putting a new one back.

Sarah Palin leaves the toilet seat up.

Sarah Palin has ripped the tags off of matresses.

Sarah Palin does not close the cover before striking.

Sarah Palin has been seen running with scissors.

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C'mon kids, add your own!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2008, 07:44:48 PM »
Oh now, nobody can top those scandalous things.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 07:45:42 PM »

Sarah Palin once had an overdue library book.

Sarah Palin eats babies to preserve her looks.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 07:48:54 PM »
She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.

And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 07:54:57 PM »

she is a succubus!!  keep her away from The BarackStar!!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 08:13:38 PM »
And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.



She.....she squeezed the Charmin.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 08:37:28 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on September 05, 2008, 08:13:38 PM
And let's not forget the absolute worst scandal of them all. I'm not sure I can mention this, it's so bad.



She.....she squeezed the Charmin.

she dares to wear skirts and heels.  SHE MUST DIE!!!

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 08:42:44 PM »
She lathered and rinsed, but didn't repeat. Ohh, the horror!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 09:03:47 PM »
Sarah Palin squeezes the charmin.

Sarah Palin's dentist is the 1 out of 5 dentists surveyed who doesn't recommend Trident gum.

She cuts her spaghetti.

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM »
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 09:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 09:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
How'd I know it's be you?

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 09:29:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:08:40 PM
Both of her breasts are currently defying the Law...of gravity.

*shakes head*.....  :p
How'd I know it's be you?

 :-)

You've been missing me.....
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 09:41:09 PM »

you guys are lounge worthy right now . . . . and lauri would be pissed. :-)
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 09:41:43 PM »
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2008, 09:21:17 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on September 05, 2008, 07:48:54 PM
She hangs the toilet paper in reverse direction.
And here is a scandal I read at HotAir...... she is not the Heaths' daughter, she is in fact the love child of Ronnie Reagan and Maggie Thatcher.

I HATE it when the toilet paper's not hung right!

I truely believe the second one though. :-)
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 09:26:41 AM »
Shemp is Sarah Palin's favorite among the 3 Stooges.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 09:30:08 AM »
She's pretty ......and even when she wears glasses.

that's a Cardinal sin among women who wear sturdy shoes..... :uhsure:


She squeezes the toothpaste tube in the middle.

She asks for directions when she's lost.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 09:33:33 AM »
She doesn't refill the ice cube trays when she uses them!
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 09:46:06 AM »
She double-dips her veggies, chips, and buffalo wings.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 09:51:06 AM »
Sarah Palin didn't use Pace. Instead she used salsa that was made in New York City.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 09:52:11 AM »
I heard that one time she put her elbows on the table when she was eating.

And then there was that time she borrowed her Dad's hammer and pliers AND DIDN'T PUT IT BACK WHERE SHE FOUND IT!!!!

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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2008, 11:22:31 AM »
When finishing the last of the milk, she drinks directly from the carton.
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2008, 11:25:50 AM »
Sarah Palin farted in church.  So much for her "religion."  ::)

Sarah Palin had unprotected sex as many as FIVE TIMES.  So much for her "abstainence."   ::)

Sarah Palin used the "99 Lives" cheat code to beat Contra.  So much for her ability as Commander in Chief.   ::)
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Re: Sarah Palin Scandals You Didn't Know About
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2008, 02:23:32 PM »
*GASP* Sarah would NEVER get lost.........


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