Star DUchebag pepperbear, I have given so many tips to creating a quality DUmbass Bouncy but I am a giver and will give two more to your DUmbass personally.
It is the QUALITY of your lies, not the quantity of your lies.
Brevity is the soul of wit.... so of course your DUmb bouncy was pages long as you have no wit, none. I can't contemplate how long you worked on polishing that turd of lies and non sequiturs but I'm guessing you started in the spring.
If any of your fellow DUmb indoctrinated DUches read that abomination of a bouncy they are, as hard as it is to believe, stupider for having done so. I award you no bongs, and may satan have no mercy on your DUmbass soul.