The large round perpetually sweaty primitive otherwise known as omaha steve used to try to fund raise with mini-tacos...and fundraised poorly, if memory serves.
You're referring of course to his widely-publicized campaign for the Bellevue city council back in 2012.
He lost, of course, but he would've won if he'd paid attention to all of his friends at
www.electstevedawes2012.
But no.....he was smarter than they, and he ignored us.
And so he came out fourth out of four.
That however was a very long time ago. More recently, one might recall that the big guy announced in May 2015 that he had only two years left in this vale of tears, due to some ailment that corrodes the brain.
Well, May 2017 was a lot longer ago than a mere two years, and he's still among us.
Or perhaps not?
The neighbors in Bellevue report that no one has actually seen him for months, going back "to at least two or three winters ago." They also say there's a light in one of the rear rooms of the house that's kept on 24/7/365.
He's apparently afflicted with
porphyria cutanea tarda, the same ailment that caused George III of England so much misery, causing him to be forcibly restrained and eventually driving him mad.
