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Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« on: July 05, 2022, 06:42:59 PM »
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In the middle of this press conference where they announced that Crimo has been charged with
seven counts of 1st degree murder, I couldn’t help but observe that Deputy Sheriff Corelli is movie star handsome.

Nothing underscores the DUmmies' solemnity about this mass shooting more than Malaise rubbin' her nubbin over someone on TV

I was unable to find a picture of the person, but who really cares.

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8. I caught that about 2 seconds after he stepped in front of the camera yesterday.

My walls started sweating. He's married, of course.

I wonder what they'd say if the genders were all reversed...


BigmanPigman weighs in on whether he'd like this person to sodomize him (and later makes clear she's not a dude, which, who ever truly knows):

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19. He has a weak chin which he hides with a semi-beard.

I like strong chins.

Is that what you people call them nowadays?

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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2022, 07:52:17 PM »
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54. So, isn't anyone going to post a picture

for those of us who haven't seen any of his press conferences?

Theres this thing called google. But that does require leaving the confines of the DUmp..  :p
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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2022, 07:57:44 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on July 05, 2022, 06:42:59 PM

BigmanPigman weighs in on whether he'd like this person to sodomize him (and later makes clear she's not a dude, which, who ever truly knows):


It is possible.
"Big Man Pig Man" is a Pink Floyd reference from the song titled "Pigs" from the Animals album.
Good tune, if I might say...
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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2022, 08:01:23 PM »
On a separate note, why does malaise get to post all of that crap about tennis, constantly, when every other sports thread is shut down as "off topic"?

I wish someone would make that pellucidly clear to me...
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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2022, 06:37:31 AM »
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My walls started sweating.

That's more information than we need!! :thatsright:
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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2022, 08:00:33 AM »
Heresy! Progs are obligated to hate police officers!
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Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2022, 08:21:47 AM »
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8. I caught that about 2 seconds after he stepped in front of the camera yesterday.

My walls started sweating.

Surprised you didn't reference your "aching seed".
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