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TomInTib Posts Without Lying - A Very Short Post
« on: September 04, 2008, 05:29:58 PM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-04-08 06:17 PM
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I was pretty toasted, but did I hear an awful lot of "My friends"?
Seems like Ol' Fred and the Preacher included the phrase "my friends" in every other sentence.

I wonder if all the Dockers Dudes are using it around the watercooler today.

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Re: TomInTib Posts Without A Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 06:30:42 PM »
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-04-08 06:29 PM
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3. Thank heavens, no.
 But I did manage to polish a fifth of Bombay Sapphire Gin before the woman came on.

Switched to Cabernet, then.
Jesus! What a raving alcoholic!
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Re: TomInTib Posts Without A Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 07:12:37 PM »
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I did manage to polish a fifth of Bombay Sapphire Gin

See? He couldn't go any further without a lie. Retail trinket clerks do not buy Bombay Sapphire gin.
He may have splurged on a bottle of Gordon's to nurse in his sleeping room behind the gift shop.

At least he's cooled his jets lately on his lies about military heroism.
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Re: TomInTib Posts Without A Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2008, 07:19:17 PM »
we all know he drinks two buck chuck.
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Re: TomInTib Posts Without Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2008, 08:39:58 PM »
He is keeping it real. He drinks Maddog 20/20
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Re: TomInTib Posts Without Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 10:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on September 04, 2008, 08:39:58 PM
He is keeping it real. He drinks Maddog 20/20

Naw.  He mixes Thunderbird with Grape Kool-Aid.  That 'Purple Jesus' will **** you up every time.

(How else did you think he got stoned enough to come up with his shit?)
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Re: TomInTib Posts Without A Lying - A Very Short Post
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2008, 11:55:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
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I did manage to polish a fifth of Bombay Sapphire Gin

See? He couldn't go any further without a lie. Retail trinket clerks do not buy Bombay Sapphire gin.
He may have splurged on a bottle of Gordon's to nurse in his sleeping room behind the gift shop.

At least he's cooled his jets lately on his lies about military heroism.

I keep a pint in my freezer :-)
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