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demobabe  (1000+ posts)       Thu Sep-04-08 08:11 PM
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"Jesus Christ was a Community Organizer. Pontius Pilate was a Governor."
 Edited on Thu Sep-04-08 08:17 PM by demobabe
Great quote I heard today directed at Sarah Palin. Had to share!

And then there is the news a Rove appointee kept the FBI from pressing further charges on the three who wanted to assassinate Barack Obama.

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Re: Pre-Palin: Jesus a Fairy Tale. Post-Palin? He was a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 05:05:46 PM »
Not that they wouldn't want to reinforce the ridicule-drawing messianic accolades they keep heaping on The One.
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Pre-Palin: Jesus a Fairy Tale. Post-Palin? He was a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 05:07:36 PM »
Funny, I don't recall anywhere that said that Jesus went around with his hand out, looking for the gummint to give him/ his disciples gummint goodies.

Oh, my bad!  :thatsright:  They're referring to Teh Obamessiah again.  I though tey were talking about some other Son of God.
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Re: Pre-Palin: Jesus a Fairy Tale. Post-Palin? He was a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2008, 06:22:30 PM »
Then the scribes and Pharisees brought to Him a woman caught in adultery. And when they had set her in the midst,

they said to Him, "Teacher, this woman was caught in adultery, in the very act.

"Now Moses, in the law, commanded us that such should be stoned. But what do You say?"

This they said, testing Him, that they might have something of which to accuse Him. But Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with His finger, as though He did not hear.

So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and voted, "Present!"
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

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Re: Pre-Palin: Jesus a Fairy Tale. Post-Palin? He was a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2008, 06:53:19 PM »
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H5 for this!
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Re: Pre-Palin: Jesus a Fairy Tale. Post-Palin? He was a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 06:57:31 PM »
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"Jesus Christ was a Community Organizer. Pontius Pilate was a Governor."

Actually Jesus was the son of God. That would make him the Supreme Organizer.
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