BREAKING: Speculation Surrounds John McCain - Could Sarah Palin have accepted VP slot only to hide fact that McCain is really Bristol Palin's baby?
***presses fingers to earpiece***
Ladies and gentlemen, we're now receiving reports that Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has had unprotected sex as many as
five times in her life, and possibly even more. We can only speculate as to how much the McCain campaign was aware of Palin's history at the time John McCain tapped her **snicker** to be his running mate. Of course, we'll keep you up-to-date as more lies hit the blogsphere. Now, let's take you over to our war co-respondant Col. John Murtha for an in-depth report on Sarah Palin's War on Polar Bears....