sell your yachts, mansions and jets and you go eat that shit first!! 
Great idea!
Followed by a large platter of steaming, hot, fresh, horse manure ... 
Afterall, it is filled with nourishing 
oats along with the excrement!   Mmm Mmm Good 

Mercy! I am done with this subject. I am starting to embarrass myself!  (blush!)