Holy shit!!! National Enquirer to publish story that Palin had an affair

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

cali  (1000+ posts)       Wed Sep-03-08 05:44 PM
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Holy shit!!! National Enquirer to publish story that Palin had an affair
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with her husband's business partner.

Failin' Palin- the gift that keeps on giving.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/09/03/politics/fromth...


 
The fat lady is singing loudly. Listen up.

Wait! I thought a politicians private life had nothing to do with their ability to run for or hold office? Keep trying stupid! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3915396&mesg_id=3915396

[DixieBelle]

John Edwards = off limits

Any Conservative = fair game

I'm sure that's written down somewhere at DU.

[Chris_]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Noesssssssssss!!!!!!  Bush is toast now!!!!  The Inquirer is never wrong!!!!!    

[GOBUCKS]

And, as a result of that affair, she secretly gave birth to batboy, who was then adopted by the Silky Pony's girlfriend.

[thundley4]

And, as a result of that affair, she secretly gave birth to batboy, who was then adopted by the Silky Pony's girlfriend.

Who was then abducted by aliens while they were searching for bigfoot. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

What DUmmies failed to note: the allegations are coming from the officer and his friends and family that was fired for beating his wife, tasing his stepson and making threats against the govenor's family.

Please dipholes, please push this story.

[DixieBelle]

^good catch. I did not know that. Total smear job from a very biased source.

[Happy Fun Ball]

And, as a result of that affair, she secretly gave birth to batboy, who was then adopted by the Silky Pony's girlfriend.

Who was then abducted by aliens while they were searching for bigfoot. 

And was strapped to a nuclear warhead and fired at the moon so that chunks of it will fall into the ocean and tilt the earth's axis closer to 0°.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

^good catch. I did not know that. Total smear job from a very biased source.

What's amazing is the Enquirer story itself says as much.

[AllosaursRus]

^good catch. I did not know that. Total smear job from a very biased source.

What's amazing is the Enquirer story itself says as much.

YEP! The National Inquirer is always a credible source! Especially when it comes to aliens invading pregnant women or children raised by wolves! 

[Splashdown]

Rove, you magnificent bastard! 

[franksolich]

You know, that's a rather silly post by the Obamaite cali primitive.

I used to have nothing but respect for the cali primitive, who lives on a farm in rural Vermont and feeds her own chickens, until the Democrat primaries got underway, when she surprised and shocked me with the vehemence, the vigor, of her Hate for her fellow Democrats supporting the worthier Democrat candidate for president.

I mean to say that really caught me off guard.

The cali primitive used to be reasonably (for a primitive) in equilibrium, but now she goes up-and-down like a yo-yo, violently swinging between calm reason and silly pettiness.

Because of her life-style, I had assumed that the Obamaite cali primitive was drug-free.

But by the violent swings in her moods--and she's too old to have that monthly friend any more--it seems to me the Obamaite cali primitive doesn't live as "natural" of a life as I had thought she did; that the Obamaite cali primitive's on some pharmaceuticals.

[AllosaursRus]

You know, that's a rather silly post by the Obamaite cali primitive.

I used to have nothing but respect for the cali primitive, who lives on a farm in rural Vermont and feeds her own chickens, until the Democrat primaries got underway, when she surprised and shocked me with the vehemence, the vigor, of her Hate for her fellow Democrats supporting the worthier Democrat candidate for president.

I mean to say that really caught me off guard.

The cali primitive used to be reasonably (for a primitive) in equilibrium, but now she goes up-and-down like a yo-yo, violently swinging between calm reason and silly pettiness.

Because of her life-style, I had assumed that the Obamaite cali primitive was drug-free.

But by the violent swings in her moods--and she's too old to have that monthly friend any more--it seems to me the Obamaite cali primitive doesn't live as "natural" of a life as I had thought she did; that the Obamaite cali primitive's on some pharmaceuticals.

Coach, I don't believe any of the members of the DUmp are drug free! 

[franksolich]

Coach, I don't believe any of the members of the DUmp are drug free!

Well, I think that out of circa 5,000 primitives, surely there must be three or four.

Like the extremist vegetarians.

The Obamaite cali primitive feeds her own chickens, chops her own wood, scoops her own snow, over there in rural Vermont.  That's not a typical life-style for someone on pharmaceuticals (licit or illicit).

[dutch508]

Coach, I don't believe any of the members of the DUmp are drug free!

Well, I think that out of circa 5,000 primitives, surely there must be three or four.

Like the extremist vegetarians.

The Obamaite cali primitive feeds her own chickens, chops her own wood, scoops her own snow, over there in rural Vermont.  That's not a typical life-style for someone on pharmaceuticals (licit or illicit).

COme on, Frank. DUmmies lie. They lie all the time.

[franksolich]

Come on, Frank. DUmmies lie. They lie all the time.

Well, yes, I know, but sometimes one can discern a truth the primitive is telling, wittingly or unwittingly (although mostly unwittingly, such as the way the sparkling husband primitive is, or Pedro Picasso is).

By her style, the Obamaite cali primitive comes across as being a hard, crusty, hoary frontierwoman-type.

[AllosaursRus]

Coach, I don't believe any of the members of the DUmp are drug free!

Well, I think that out of circa 5,000 primitives, surely there must be three or four.

Like the extremist vegetarians.

The Obamaite cali primitive feeds her own chickens, chops her own wood, scoops her own snow, over there in rural Vermont.  That's not a typical life-style for someone on pharmaceuticals (licit or illicit).

I'd be very surprised to find out she is not on anti-depressants

[JohnnyReb]

Just because no one else has said this about Mrs. Palin.....I'd hit it.









But what chance do I have, I'm at the bottom of the batting lineup.

[Chris_]

Just because no one else has said this about Mrs. Palin.....I'd hit it.









But what chance do I have, I'm at the bottom of the batting lineup.

You're BEHIND TomInTib?  That's sad... 

[Chris]

Just because no one else has said this about Mrs. Palin.....I'd hit it.



But what chance do I have, I'm at the bottom of the batting lineup.

You're BEHIND TomInTib?  That's sad... 

And Joe Biden 

[JohnnyReb]

Just because no one else has said this about Mrs. Palin.....I'd hit it.



But what chance do I have, I'm at the bottom of the batting lineup.

You're BEHIND TomInTib?  That's sad... 

And Joe Biden 

Nope.......they play for the other team.