That reminds me of an insurance commercial I saw years ago. The message was "You wouldn't want minimum coverage", and there was a skit with a news broadcast. The anchor introduced the sports reporter, who said something like "There was a game tonight. The [name of team] played the [name of other team]. It was a great time. Back to you!".
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