My hunch is that he was high from smoking crack, Sherlock. IIRC, Hunter even said that it could be his laptop in an ABC interview and he just couldn't remember.
It's already been established that it's HIS laptop, and my guess is that Cracky McChina isn't howling that it isn't his because it could then be verified without a doubt to be his. Salaciously. I suspect there is enough actual content on that laptop to make the made-up Pee Tape look as tame as Biden letting a dingleberry loose in his drawers.
Seriously - there's probably so much ****ing, sucking, drugging, and criminal activity on that laptop for Netflix to create an entire series on it, except the people would be 15-year-olds and the setting would be a high school.
Ironically, I think I could pry a couple of sheckles loose to see a cellphone video of Hunter Biden sitting on a toilet with a crack pipe in his mouth, surrounded by Ukranian whores. I need a new avatar image.