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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« on: April 19, 2022, 08:38:18 AM »
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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!

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Star Member uponit7771 (84,448 posts)

1. K&R, they also hate the idea of one person one vote. That's at the core of their despise for ...

... what America stands for.

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Star Member targetpractice (4,695 posts)

2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...

Great observation, rainy...

Right folks are binary thinkers... No creativity spawns from that.

Famous binary thinkers: Chuck Todd. Hah... He's the only one I can think of off the top of my head (before coffee), since he is the WORST example..

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3. I really think you've hit on their main motivation for everything

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8. Walleye... One of my epiphanies in life came from...

... a book called "Born to Rebel" by Frank J. Sulloway. It's a landmark study about conservatives and liberal thinking.. It's foundation is about birth order and family dynamics and how those factors affect the way different people think about thinks. It's a dense but brillian read... Sulloway looked at 4,000 figures in science and determined that all revolutions in science came from latter born liberal thinkers.

It's a great read, and "Do you have older siblings?" is one of the first questions I ask people I meet along with "What do you think about dogs?" The answers tell me just about all I need to know about a person.

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Star Member PatSeg (42,087 posts)

4. "They can never be as cool"

Better looking, more personable and charismatic, and probably more likely to have a date on Saturday night in high school. Definitely envy on the part of many on the right, as they seem to be stuck in adolescence.

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7. Even our protests are more genuine and grassroots and are always a fight for change that makes life more fair and just. Their protests are manufactured from the top down, tea party was funded from the top. CRT manufactured from the top. We are grassroot fighters for good and they are astroturf squawkers of meanness and vile hate!

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9. Wokeaware of reality of other people.

Ask a conservative to define "Woke" and they can't. To them, it's just another label for "the opposition".

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2022, 08:59:53 AM »
:lol: Please. The left's idea of a good comeback is "Oh yeah? Well, go back to watching Faux Snooooze!!"...




...Followed by "Damn, why didn't I think of that earlier?"

Leftists are a lot of things, but hip isn't one of them. Four words: The left can't meme. When the right memes, it's a cornucopia of hilarity.When the left tries to meme, it's like watching a person pick up a tool and, not knowing what it's for, just start inserting it into random things.

The truth is, the left fears and loathes the right's memetic warfare, they don't know how to stop it, they can't emulate it. All they can   do is try to redirect right-wing memes.

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2022, 09:11:43 AM »
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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!

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Star Member uponit7771 (84,448 posts)

1. K&R, they also hate the idea of one person one vote. That's at the core of their despise for ...

... what America stands for.

In the real world, the Dems' strategy often is: "Vote early and often. :loser:
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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2022, 09:56:07 AM »
Dave Chappel has entered the chat...

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2022, 10:03:24 AM »
Just look at these leftist politicians. They are so 'with it':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWehvtOL_VI

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2022, 10:59:28 AM »
Like Brandon's hipness?
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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2022, 11:11:01 AM »
Oh, that thread is something else. 

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5. They hate us for our humanity and coolness. No question about it.

We prove you can be really, really cool AND humane and compassionate at the same time. In short, WE ROCK!!

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2022, 12:11:45 PM »
I've never met an actually cool person who had to publicly trumpet their "coolness" on a daily basis.
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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2022, 12:13:23 PM »
I've never met an actually cool person who had to publicly trumpet their "coolness" on a daily basis.
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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2022, 12:20:37 PM »
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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness,

How true, we are all dying to look like this:



Or This:



or even this:

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2022, 12:24:39 PM »
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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!



Patting yourself on the back that hard, you might pull a muscle there. 



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2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...

Or as I like to put it, feet planted firmly in the air. 

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Tolerant
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Agree!

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2022, 01:13:25 PM »
Because being hip is spending time in the lockup, the rubber room or both and conservatives tend to avoid this.
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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2022, 01:38:26 PM »
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2. The minds of left folks are open and exploit shades of gray...

Wait a sec, this says exploit shades of gray. Accidental admission of something not so flattering?  :whatever:

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2022, 01:55:44 PM »
Uh, how many threads have we ALL seen over there where they talked about how they were the "brainy kid who was always picked on and stayed to themselves and didn't go out because they were too busy being brainy?"

Now they want to claim they're COOL?!   :lmao:

Hell, even the OP demonstrates just how dumb they are;

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The right has always been envious of the left's hipness, our intellect which shows up in our complete ownership of comedy which is a direct reflection of our keen clever intellect. We are WOKE and they can’t stand that they can never be as cool. So, they aim to destroy, to demonize, to smear and defeat us. They go after all of our hero’s and greats and tear them down with hate and lies. We have to end this!!!


Uh, so which is it?  You're too smart for us or, you have to figure out a way to outsmart us?   :rotf:

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2022, 02:06:26 PM »
Yep, that’s it. Took you forever to figure it out.

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2022, 02:11:04 PM »
Talk about your basic delusions of adequacy...

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2022, 03:53:47 PM »


I always think of this skit when I see a DrunkenNance or Hateful Mal post, all wrapped up in their self-acclaimed superior intellect:

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2022, 05:36:54 PM »
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HBO late-night host Bill Maher made waves with an uncharacteristic move in Friday’s show, commending Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld, while making the case for conservative comedy.

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2022, 08:34:12 AM »
They think they're so hip and with-it, yet they consistently fail to discuss something that the rest of the internet is talking about.  Example:  Libs of Tik Tok which blew up the web.  Also caused a Streisand Effect. 

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2022, 02:06:49 PM »
They finally got around to discussing Libs of Tik Tok.  https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886  Most were vindictive and uninformed, such as

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4. Contacting people for comments is not harrassment LOL

Meanwhile, this woman's entire account involves secretly recording teachers and calling them pedophiles.

Of course, LOTT does just what we do at the Cave.  Take their verbatim stuff, and re-post it.  That's all. 

Another uninformed post:

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39. Posting racist rants

Vs peoples personal valid experiences...

LOTT posts no racist rants. 

The last entry:

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54. Libs of Tik Tok has gained 200K+ followers since this happened

That doesn't seem fair.

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2022, 02:29:03 PM »
They finally got around to discussing Libs of Tik Tok.  https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216608886  Most were vindictive and uninformed, such as

Of course, LOTT does just what we do at the Cave.  Take their verbatim stuff, and re-post it.  That's all. 

Another uninformed post:

LOTT posts no racist rants. 

The last entry:

 :lmao:  And much more than that by now.

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54. Libs of Tik Tok has gained 200K+ followers since this happened

That doesn't seem fair.

Lemme guess: when leftist scum "cancel culture" warriors cancel you, you AREN'T supposed to GAIN followers??? Oh, bless your dear li'l pea-pickin' heart, dearie...

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2022, 02:44:11 PM »
Sympthsical was the only one setting them straight on the BS.  They're getting awfully tired of that dude. 

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2022, 02:57:57 PM »
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4. Contacting people for comments is not harrassment LOL

Meanwhile, this woman's entire account involves secretly recording teachers and calling them pedophiles.

Ah yes, the old "you're not supposed to hear that" defense.

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2022, 03:30:49 PM »
Comedy gold, ma'am. Thanks for rowing these steaming piles back from The Island.

Lemme guess: when leftist scum "cancel culture" warriors cancel you, you AREN'T supposed to GAIN followers??? Oh, bless your dear li'l pea-pickin' heart, dearie...

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Re: The right has always been envious of the left's hipness
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2022, 03:36:47 PM »
Sympthsical was the only one setting them straight on the BS.  They're getting awfully tired of that dude.


Yeah, I've been waiting for the ban hammer on that one for awhile now.

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