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I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« on: April 15, 2022, 10:12:58 AM »
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I dated a girl

20 years ago. Her parents had every Limbaugh, O'rielly, Micheal Reagan, etc book in a wall library. He wouldn't miss a minute of Limbaugh's show, ever. True RWNJ type.

She told me a story of when she was 11 and her parents left her and her little sister alone while they rushed her 16 y/o sister to the hospital. Turns out it was to get an abortion because her sister got pregnant from a black guy.

Moral to the story, its ok to get an abortion if you're a conservative....oh and it's also totally fine to be a fricken hypocrite!

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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2022, 10:33:32 AM »
Boing boing boing...
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2022, 10:47:52 AM »
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I dated a girl

20 years ago. Her parents had every Limbaugh, O'rielly, Micheal Reagan, etc book in a wall library. He wouldn't miss a minute of Limbaugh's show, ever. True RWNJ type...

You know you're in need of a class in remedial Bouncy writing when you can't even gender your own fictional antagonist characters properly.

Where's Flippydoo when he's needed? :confused:
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2022, 11:08:02 AM »
I foresee many a bouncy fables from the DUmbass DUmpmonkeys since Governor DeathSantis signed the common sense abortion law recently.

I give this one one single bong and one bong only for being on a timely subject.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2022, 11:09:23 AM »
Bouncy?  What gave it away?  Was it this part?
"I dated a girl" :lmao:
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2022, 11:18:46 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 15, 2022, 11:09:23 AM
Bouncy?  What gave it away?  Was it this part?
"I dated a girl" :lmao:

That is when I realized it was a complete fabrication.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2022, 11:29:27 AM »
Quote from: jukin on April 15, 2022, 11:08:02 AM
I foresee many a bouncy fables from the DUmbass DUmpmonkeys since Governor DeathSantis signed the common sense abortion law recently.

I give this one one single bong and one bong only for being on a timely subject.

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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2022, 12:09:21 PM »
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I dated a girl

20 years ago. Her parents had every Limbaugh, O'rielly, Micheal Reagan, etc book in a wall library. He wouldn't miss a minute of Limbaugh's show, ever. True RWNJ type.

She told me a story of when she was 11 and her parents left her and her little sister alone while they rushed her 16 y/o sister to the hospital. Turns out it was to get an abortion because her sister got pregnant from a black guy.

Moral to the story, its ok to get an abortion if you're a conservative....oh and it's also totally fine to be a fricken hypocrite!


     Man, I remember when abortions used to be provided in emergency rooms.

     Oh wait...I don't remember, because that never happened, nor did anything in this snoozefest of an eyeroller. Zero bongs, indeed.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2022, 02:00:12 PM »
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they rushed her 16 y/o sister to the hospital. Turns out it was to get an abortion because her sister got pregnant from a black guy.

That's not how it works.  That's not how any of this works. 

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11. No one gets "rushed to the hospital" to have an elective abortion.

If she really was "rushed to the hospital" it was a miscarriage, an ectopic pregnancy, or some other medical emergency.

The OP then bristled at that, and stood by his story. 

MineralMan absolutely takes over the thread with his own tale, which is tedious. 


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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2022, 03:10:56 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 15, 2022, 11:09:23 AM
Bouncy?  What gave it away?  Was it this part?
"I dated a girl" :lmao:

now just hold on a minute... the DUmmie could also be a girl, making that part of the story somewhat plausible
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2022, 03:23:44 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 15, 2022, 11:09:23 AM
Bouncy?  What gave it away?  Was it this part?
"I dated a girl" :lmao:

How did they know it was a girl?  Are they a biologist?  That was the defense of our newest SCROTUS appointee Kentaji Brown-Jackson.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2022, 11:07:02 PM »
We know this is fiction because:

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I dated a girl

If the DUmmie had said, "I stalked a girl.."
Maybe...
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2022, 11:43:05 PM »
Too many stereotype boxes checked off, partial or entire fiction.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2022, 01:47:59 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 15, 2022, 11:09:23 AM
Bouncy?  What gave it away?  Was it this part?
"I dated a girl" :lmao:

Damn ir, I didn't see your post when I posted mine
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2022, 08:15:27 AM »
Perhaps the DUmmie means 'I groomed a girl'.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2022, 09:14:42 AM »
Zero bongs. Premise is outlandish, details are contents of liberal tallking points ditty bag. No cops out of bushes, no people in line giving thumbs-up.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2022, 01:37:20 PM »
Quote from: Kc25 on April 16, 2022, 01:47:59 AM
Damn ir, I didn't see your post when I posted mine

No problem! It was the obvious tell to this tale.  :cheersmate:
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2022, 02:10:16 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 16, 2022, 01:37:20 PM
No problem! It was the obvious tell to this tale.  :cheersmate:

Indeed!
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2022, 10:25:27 PM »
It was one of those "virtual" dates.

$5.99 per minute with valid credit card. Normal long distance charges may apply.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2022, 09:32:48 AM »
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I dated a girl

She was a multi racial, non binary bisexual transgender who was hung like a mule!! :-)

Her name was Lola :-)
« Last Edit: April 17, 2022, 09:37:04 AM by Old n Grumpy »
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« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2022, 09:37:47 AM »
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I dated a girl
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2022, 09:52:48 AM »
Quote from: dandi on April 16, 2022, 10:25:27 PM
It was one of those "virtual" dates.

$5.99 per minute with valid credit card. Normal long distance charges may apply.

Oh Mercy!   

Those TV ads are not only disgusting, :puke:  ...

The poor wretches who call in are pathetic losers!   And still more :puke:
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2022, 11:21:14 AM »
Quote from: ABC-2 on April 17, 2022, 09:52:48 AM
Oh Mercy!   

Those TV ads are not only disgusting, :puke:  ...

The poor wretches who call in are pathetic losers!   And still more :puke:

That's funny, I haven't seen these.
I've gotten to where when I do watch TV, I'll only watch recorded content because the commercials have gotten to be nearly as many minutes per hour as the actual content of the show. I just can't watch TV anymore if I can't skip the commercials.
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Re: I dated a girl. BOUNCY
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2022, 02:30:59 PM »
Quote from: dandi on April 16, 2022, 10:25:27 PM
It was one of those "virtual" dates.

$5.99 per minute with valid credit card. Normal long distance charges may apply.

Gee.........and her I am, paying 11.99 per minute............... I feel so......."violated"

 :o :o :o :o
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