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Soft On Sex Crime Nominee confident being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
« on: March 21, 2022, 06:59:37 PM »
Soft On Sex Crime Supreme Court Nominee Feeling Pretty Confident As She's Being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson started her Senate confirmation hearings today. She has become known as a judge with a history of giving light sentences to sex offenders and pedophiles, but she's not too worried as she's being questioned by a roomful of sex offenders and pedophiles.

"Thank you for being here, and thank you for the light sentence you gave me last year," said 371-year-old Senator and prolific sex offender Dick Durban. "We know you'll be a great addition to the Supreme Court."

"Welp! I think we've seen enough! You're in!" he said, slamming his notebook shut.

"Me too!" said Lindsey Graham.

All the other sex offenders in attendance nodded their agreement, many saying Ketanji Brown Jackson was the most brilliant nominee they had ever seen.

In preparation for her ascension to the bench, she is currently reading some books on what a "Constitution" is.

Could it BEE true?
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Re: Soft On Sex Crime Nominee confident being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2022, 07:53:14 PM »
Is it too early to get in my bid to claim that at a party whose particulars  I blocked from my memory because of the trauma of it all, I was sexually abused by Ketanji Brown Jackson?

Also ...there was this one time at band camp, she told me there are only TWO genders.

 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
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Re: Soft On Sex Crime Nominee confident being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2022, 07:59:07 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 21, 2022, 07:53:14 PM
Is it too early to get in my bid to claim that at a party whose particulars  I blocked from my memory because of the trauma of it all, I was sexually abused by Ketanji Brown Jackson?

Also ...there was this one time at band camp, she told me there are only TWO genders.

 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

The second one would do more damage, quite frankly. 
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Re: Soft On Sex Crime Nominee confident being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2022, 02:10:50 PM »
The Bee's satire notwithstanding, there is no doubt in my mind she'll be confirmed.  :whatever:



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Re: Soft On Sex Crime Nominee confident being Questioned By Roomful Of Perverts
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2022, 04:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 22, 2022, 02:10:50 PM
The Bee's satire notwithstanding, there is no doubt in my mind she'll be confirmed.  :whatever:

Of course she will she is totally unqualified. but she is black and has a vagina. and she is a commie hell bent on destroying the country. :thatsright: :mad: :rant:
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