He's everywhere! It ain't easy being the Puppet Master Of The Entire World.
You think that's rough, think for a second what it's like for #JoeThePedophile being the FMOTUS (First Muppet of the United States).
He's accustomed to making other people (and their on-looking parents) uncomfortable with his unwelcome touching of their no-no areas, not being constantly fisted on camera himself.
It's a new experience for him, and with late stage dementia turning what little brain he once had into tapioca pudding, he's just not equipped to process how he feels about it anymore.
