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Offline Karin

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DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« on: February 23, 2022, 03:18:20 PM »
...patting himself on the back.

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So, I was at my local grocery store today.
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Had to pop in to get some essentials...potatoes, onions, and a bottle of wine.

At checkout there were 2 cashier's on. One line had a couple of large orders to process, so I went to the '15 items or less' checkout. In front of me were 2 people, a middle aged woman and what I assumed might be her mother. The older lady tried a couple of cards that didn't work and then she started rummaging through her pocketbook trying to find the cash to pay. This went on for about 5 minutes. The line behind me was growing...

So I glanced up at the register screen and saw the bill was $37.52. I asked the lady....would you mind if I paid this for you? She was pretty taken aback, but was very appreciative. After they departed, the cashier says, that was a nice thing to do. I said, I can always use some positive karma points. Got a chuckle from the guy.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383266

And then I rushed home to tell everybody at the DUmp.  And then waited for the breathless accolades. 

And then, I swear, he sat right there at the keyboard and hit refresh every few minutes in order to receive them.   :lmao:

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Re: DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2022, 04:04:16 PM »
...patting himself on the back.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383266

And then I rushed home to tell everybody at the DUmp.  And then waited for the breathless accolades. 

And then, I swear, he sat right there at the keyboard and hit refresh every few minutes in order to receive them.   :lmao:

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Re: DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2022, 04:14:19 PM »
Sorry, a duplicate that we've already mocked thoroughly:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=128338.0
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Offline FunkyZero

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Re: DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2022, 04:18:17 PM »
Sorry, a duplicate that we've already mocked thoroughly:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=128338.0

yeabut this copy has a much better and well thought out title than the other, and it's funny too.
Plus, there's no such thing as beating a DUmmie to much

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Re: DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2022, 05:25:36 PM »
From the title outside the thread, I thought this was going to be a simple math thread.



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Re: DUmmie suffers a terrible sprain
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2022, 05:36:00 PM »
yeabut this copy has a much better and well thought out title than the other, and it's funny too.
Plus, there's no such thing as beating a DUmmie to much

Agreed, I enjoy creating a much more amusing headline for a DUmp thread.  Some folks want to post the actual DUmp thread title but to each their own.
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