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Tranny thief loses fake breast during robbery
« on: September 03, 2008, 03:19:43 PM »
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PORT ST. LUCIE — A cross-dressing robber snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse in St. Lucie West on Tuesday before a faux breast popped out of his tube top, according to a police report released Thursday.

The alleged female-impersonating robber then hopped into a four-door silver getaway car occupied by possibly two other men in drag and sped off, leaving the victim and the faux breast — a water-filled condom in a white gym sock — at the scene.

"We're processing the condom for latent prints," said Officer Robert Vega, police spokesman.

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http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/sep/03/purse-snatcher-loses-fake-breast-during-crime-st-l/

Florida, where else would it happen?  :-)
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Re: Tranny thief loses fake breast during robbery
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 03:22:40 PM »
BUSTED!

What a boob.
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Re: Tranny thief loses fake breast during robbery
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 06:28:57 PM »
Well that plan went tits up.
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 09:49:37 AM »
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PORT ST. LUCIE — A cross-dressing robber accused of snatching a 74-year-old woman's purse in St. Lucie West in September before a faux breast popped out of his tube top was arrested Friday as he sat in the Orange County jail, a sergeant said Monday.

Stacy Scott Jr., 18, faces charges including robbery and battery on an elderly person in the Sept. 2 incident at Sears Essentials on Northwest St. Lucie West Boulevard, Sgt. Leo Niemczyk said.

Scott reportedly hopped in a four-door silver getaway car occupied by two other men in drag and fled, leaving the victim and the imitation breast — a water-filled condom in a white gym sock — at the scene.

The two other men remain at large. ...




http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/15/cross-dressing-purse-snatching-suspect-arrested-3-/
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Re: Update
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 10:30:06 AM »
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Re: Update
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »
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Re: Update
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2008, 11:19:14 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 16, 2008, 10:30:06 AM
Where the hell was the spork alert? :hammer:
Oops, sorry. :(  :-)
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Re: Tranny thief loses fake breast during robbery
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2008, 11:21:29 AM »
Kinda wonderin' if the boys in the Orange County jail took advantage of a tranny situation and sat on some evidence.
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Re: Tranny thief loses fake breast during robbery
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 02:07:43 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 16, 2008, 11:11:27 AM
Why do they always look like that? 

Dunno.

You would think they would vary the color of the condom they use to make fake boobeez but they ALWAYS use that color. Weird.
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