Look the Bank of Mattress is a wise choice now. First The Bank of Mattress gives the same interest rates on money that the banks do 0.0%, so no downside there. Could some of your money be stolen out of The Bank of Mattress? Yes, but could ALL of your money be stolen, pardon me "frozen" in the banks? HELL YES.
Again, I will not lose any sleep if the Biden Stasi comes to my door and get surprises. None for I will not be killing humans but communists.