Ooooh, color me terrified...they're going to put Operation Jack Shit into motion:
1. Call to march on Washington;
2. Make excuse why they cannot march on Washington, send beam of healing white light to all 26 actual marchers;
3. Send beam of yellow light into filthy commode in preparation for #4;
4. Prepare Letters to Editors;
5. Ignore scores of squiggly red lines under final draft of Letters to Editor;
6. Post Letters to Editors on DU for approval;
7. Post obligatory reply to the latest "why isn't George Bush in prison for war crimes" post from Philosoraptor;
8. Become agitated when no one recs Letters to Editor - post followup screed;
9. See neighbors chatting amiably outside window - make up story about converting them both;
10. Post made-up story;
11. Check Conservative Cave for pointers on style and substance re: bouncy story;
12. Lose patience with DU LTTE Proof Squad - send LTTEs anyway;
13. Check websites with information about emigrating to countries with as few dark-skinned non-English speakers as possible;
14. Become surprised and depressed at the requirements to emigrate to new country - privately kick self for dropping out of college after one semester - blame Republicans for your lack of job skills, despite your entire secondary education occurring in the Clinton Administration;
15. Make a strained, ineffective, soul-sucking effort at a bowel movement - resolve to eat something with fiber in it, and plan to drink water tomorrow;
16. Sit at computer to pour out soul on various DU Victims Groups Forums;
17. Attempt to cry actual tears over the future of the United States;
18. Hastily pack key belongings for an impulsive dive off The Grid;
19. Realize that you have neither a stick nor a bandana to hang from the stick, like all hobos have;
20. Masturbate to gyrating chick on YouPorn, who looks like she might be sort of a Lefty;
21. Decry the pharmaceutical practice of filling anti-psychotic meds only 30 days at a time, else you could hitch to Costa Rica tomorrow;
22. Put on tight black t-shirt and olive drab cargo shorts and walk to local gas station to put $20 of snack foods on gas card;
23. Fret that David Allen, aka Skinner, knows what you just did, and disapproves;
24. Check DU for new replies to LTTEs - write screed about apathy of other DUers;
25. Fall asleep in chair from the insulin spike from an entire box of Cheezits and a liter of Dr. Pepper.
Pretty close, huh DU?