I would pay $100.00 just to be in the same room with Uponit7771 (assuming I had bodyguards) watching even the midterm election results this November. I think we're talking total meltdown, smash the TV kind of fun.
Oh Mercy!
November will take forever to get here.
I had better stock up now, on purchasing
enough popcorn for watching the meltdown ...

Especially with all the supply chain problems at the moment.