Hi, I'm JackZip. That is all I know. Carry on.  
Oh...I would also say I may be ****ing schizophrenic....but I'm not sure I can spell schizophrenic or allowed to say ****. That is all.
Oh yeah.  You're one of the lunatics driving the short bus.  
Welcome!
I see you have a twisted sense of humor.  I do too.  And so do I. 
Gonna go get the meds now  .... and a beer ....  yeah, that's what I'll do.  Yeah.