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The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« on: November 18, 2021, 10:35:39 AM »
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A man will be executed today.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/us/julius-jones-oklahoma-execution-decision/index.html


State sanctioned murder is a disgrace to this country.


Hell Yes, A Man is Getting Executed Today...Just Watch:



(Bunch of usual horseshit about death penalty, la la)


THEN:

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The Magistrate (91,803 posts)
21. If Recollection Serves, Sir

The fellow yesterday waived all appeals, and had not been recommended for clemency by a review board which seldom recommends it.

CHECK IT OUT:

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Star Member BlackSkimmer (42,647 posts)
23. I am not a "sir" and I find your continual schtick of calling people "sir" or "ma'am" while on a

a progressive forum where many here do not identify as sirs or ma’ams to be presumptuous, if not rude.

No idea why you assigned me a masculine title, but you got it wrong.

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27. As an aside; Agree with you about the pointlessly gendered schlock.

A LOT of people don't identify as either gender nowadays and find it grievously insulting for others to assume their genders. Just going around calling people whatever you want doesn't fly in modern progressive society.

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29. It's bugged me for quite awhile. Funnily enough, the guy called me ma'am on another occasion.

Life today must be very difficult for someone who has to have people in neat little labeled boxes.


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30. Who Has No Enemies Has No Friends

If I were to look awfully hard for some hours I might find some concern for your opinion of me and my speech or behavior somewhere, but I doubt it, and it would be a waste of effort even if a smidge of such turned up.

Translation: "Sir, **** you, sir."




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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2021, 10:43:52 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2021, 11:14:39 AM »
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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2021, 11:16:38 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've been waiting a long long time for something like that.  Gettin out the boat. 

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32. Some older people just can't keep up with the times, and they get left behind.

Like the racists of the 40s and 50s, eventually they'll be forgotten, only realizing that they've been "Obsoleted" on their deathbeds, if that.

Harsh!  Pretty much consigning The Maggot to his deathbed. 

Just as pompous as ever:

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37. I Have Long Found It A Useful Sorting Device, Sir

People who take umbrage over trifles can be left to one side without loss.

A death penalty thread gets hijacked into gender shit.   :lmao:

« Last Edit: November 18, 2021, 11:25:27 AM by Karin »

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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2021, 12:10:16 PM »
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A man will be executed today.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/18/us/julius-jones-oklahoma-execution-decision/index.html


State sanctioned murder is a disgrace to this country.

Waiting for a response from the proponents of abortion to chime in here...
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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2021, 12:56:58 PM »
Governor Stitt for Brains gave in.

I can live with Jones having a life sentence, except according to Sean Fitzgerald (a.k.a. Actual Justice Warrior), he'll now be eligible for another clemency hearing every 6 months. He is one step from being free.

EDIT: It appears AJW was wrong. The governor cannot commute the sentence any further.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2021, 03:34:32 PM by ADsOutburst »

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Re: The Magistrate Finally Gets Pompous Nuts Kicked In - HILARIOUS
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2021, 01:41:03 PM »
It has probably been a decade, but I scolded that pompous clown for gendering me at the DUmp.  Look, I don't care in real life because I call people sir and ma'am out of respect.  But playing the role as a liberal in my mole account, figured it was a great spot to poke that jack*ss.

Naturally he/she/it never responded after I took them to task.  Perhaps the most arrogant jerk at the DUmp, along with Brooklynite.
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