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MalaiseWhat everyone should know: White cops framed a Black man. Full stop. Free the juice!!!
CyranoThat Nazi Mark Fuhrman just exposed himself to the world on his racist ideology. Johnny Cochran is my hero!!! **** racist cops!!!!!
MineralManHere's what you need to know about this entire O.J. case:It is abundantly clear that O.J. Simpson was framed for two counts of murder. The evidence completely shows that Mr. Simpson committed no wrongdoing other than being married to a white woman.
CalPeggyMarcia Clark's hair is just awful
BrooklyniteHad dinner with O.J. Simpson a few times, and he was the sweetest and kindest man I've ever met. This whole murder trial is a farce.
One correction: CalPeg would have started out, "My dear--".
Too true, Ralph. You and I have been watching these nuts for a long time now. They're as predictable as the sun rising in the morning..
but you left out sheshe-cow
I knew OJ was innocent and being set-up because of his skin color, because I remember first getting on the internet in 1982 on an Atari 2600. I still have that console in a box here somewhere. I moved that box when I moved into my new house with my inheritance from my parents. For those who don’t know, when someone dies, you can get free stuff, which is the first time in my life I was able to meaningfully contribute to my family budget. I found out on the internet that OJ played on the Buffalo Bills, which is some sort of NFL team created in 1960.I remember that year because I was working as a security guard for a manure storage facility at that time. Times were different then, fighting manure theft. We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. I also had a pocketful of prunes from the family farm to keep myself regular and healthy. And make sure you check into Medicare Advantage, because I know most of you don’t know about your healthcare needs. So I remember it well and that’s when I discovered the world of internet content where I was paid a bee for every 500 words, which really shaped my writing style.When the OJ trial was underway I lived in a diverse neighborhood with lots of Hmong immigrants, but unfortunately none of them knew enough English for me to talk to them about it. As soon as they saw me in the front yard they would yell “No English. No English.” and often run back into their houses. It’s a shame they were so shy around me, but many of the other neighbors seem to have broken those barriers down. Watching the frequent neighborhood barbeques from my living room was nice, but my intellect must have intimidated them, because they always asked me to stay away.So, I think that pretty clearly explains what I think happened.
OMG!!! Bronco. TV!!!! RFN
Keep it going with other creative masterpieces. Know that I forgot a bunch of these goofballs.
