Tue Nov 2, 2021, 08:47 PM
Star Member brooklynite (73,565 posts)
I'm meeting with the DNC Executive Director next week; I'll be discussing messaging.
What a pompous dick.Here is how that conversation will go:
Brooklynite: "I think we need to have a serious conversation about messaging, given the outcome of the Virginia elections."
Exec Director: "I agree. We failed to establish the point that anyone who did not vote for McAuliffe is a racist."
B: "Not just that. We didn't push Critical Race Theory enough. Everyone knows that white children need to be ashamed of themselves."
ED: "Definitely a takeaway for the next set of elections."
B: "Why didn't we try harder to make the election about Trump? I only heard "trump" every five seconds. Why not every two seconds?"
ED: "We might have over-invested in racial issues."
B: "Impossible. Everything is race, all the time."
ED: "Race and Trump. Got it."
B: "In addition to being rich, I post on Democratic Underground..."
ED: "Yeah, that's the greatest set of thinkers on the internet."
B: "Damn right. And I don't mind telling you, they want to know why you didn't get Hillary Clinton to stump for us?"
ED: "We tried. We just couldn't meet her price. She wanted at least ten million bucks just come here and stand on a stage."
B: "Well, I'll have a chat with her, too, then."
ED: "They say she won't even get off the toilet for less than a million, you know."
B: "Speaking of the Clintons, maybe some of these Republicans need to start having accidents..."
ED: "Maybe. Let's try the race thing some more. I think if we teach the candidates to talk faster, they can call white people racists more often in their speeches."
B: "Now you're talking. So to speak."
ED: "Ha."
B: "Tell DFW I said hi. I'm sure he'll come at you soon."
ED: "Name-dropping mother****er. **** him."
