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Offline FunkyZero

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Idiot is happy to be fat so it can get another free Koof shot
« on: October 29, 2021, 04:34:39 PM »
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Fri Oct 29, 2021, 04:44 PM
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I qualify for a booster shot because I'm FAT.

I'm thankful that I happened to watch CNN this morning, or I wouldn't have known that I qualify!

The woman interviewed said that almost 90% of American adults qualify to get a booster shot because of their high body-mass indexes (BMI's)!

My BMI makes me "overweight" too, thankfully!

My shoulders are broad and my thighs are muscular, which is ideal for a high BMI since it's based only on height and weight.

Other measures being adopted (such as height-to-waist ratios) place me in a "healthy weight" category, but if BMI is going to be used instead... it works for me!

Already have an appointment scheduled for Monday!

There were LOTS of available time slots, so there shouldn't be any booster restrictions at all as far as I'm concerned. Many qualified people obviously aren't scheduling their boosters anyway.

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Re: Idiot is happy to be fat so it can get another free Koof shot
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2021, 05:55:00 PM »
Congratulations fatso.  You win the golden needle!!!
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Re: Idiot is happy to be fat so it can get another free Koof shot
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2021, 04:05:33 AM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on October 29, 2021, 05:55:00 PM
Congratulations fatso.  You win the golden needle!!!
I got a golden needle
I got a golden needle
I gota golden needle in my thigh

(Willy Wonka fan)
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Re: Idiot is happy to be fat so it can get another free Koof shot
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2021, 12:25:36 PM »
Quote from: landofconfusion80 on October 30, 2021, 04:05:33 AM
I got a golden needle
I got a golden needle
I gota golden needle in my thigh

(Willy Wonka fan)

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
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