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The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« on: September 01, 2008, 10:42:31 AM »
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tbyg52  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-01-08 03:33 PM
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A darn good question that y'all may not have thought about
 As an aside, I was wondering what Mitt Romney’s sons were doing now that they weren’t doing their patriotic duty to get their father the nomination? It seems to me that they are now free to enlist.
 


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If we're going by who actually voted to go to war, then this one should be lacing them up in boot camp any day now:




If it doesn't matter if you voted for the war, but only that you're a politician with a lot of time on your hands, I wonder when this guy is going to enlist (sorry, his first mugshot was all I could find):

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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 10:48:26 AM »
(sorry, his first mugshot was all I could find):



Says a lot, doesn't it?

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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 10:51:23 AM »


Says a lot, doesn't it?

     Notice I said "first" mugshot.
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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 10:54:07 AM »
DUmmies c'mon...you should know by now it's a VOLUNTEER army.

Secondly your hypocrisy sucks.

If you really waatned to be a change agent you'd go to ROTC...become an NCO and try to change the Army into the Peace Corps you envision it...instead of just standing on the sideline bitching about how the players on the field are doing things.
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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 11:08:20 AM »
Sadly, AlBore the Younger and Stupider would be prevented from enlisting based on his felony charges and drug use.  Amazingly enough, the standards that the military sets up means most of DU (like 99.95 percent of them) would be prevented from joining, thankfully.
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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 12:41:42 PM »
Sadly, AlBore the Younger and Stupider would be prevented from enlisting based on his felony charges and drug use.  Amazingly enough, the standards that the military sets up means most of DU (like 99.95 percent of them) would be prevented from joining, thankfully.

No shit. It was bad enough in the 80's watching idiots come up hot on a urine test then watching them skip out while those of us that didn't do that shit had to carry the extra weight of their gear as we got to deploy someplace.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 12:50:53 PM »
Sadly, AlBore the Younger and Stupider would be prevented from enlisting based on his felony charges and drug use.  Amazingly enough, the standards that the military sets up means most of DU (like 99.95 percent of them) would be prevented from joining, thankfully.

No shit. It was bad enough in the 80's watching idiots come up hot on a urine test then watching them skip out while those of us that didn't do that shit had to carry the extra weight of their gear as we got to deploy someplace.

No kiddin.  They FINALLY started getting rid of ALL hot piss test about 1991 (?) or so, and by the time I started recruiting, they'd whiz quiz you at MEPS when you DEPped in.  Pop positive, you're out (although you could come back in after 30 days--but probably lose your program).
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2008, 12:55:09 PM »
Sadly, AlBore the Younger and Stupider would be prevented from enlisting based on his felony charges and drug use.  Amazingly enough, the standards that the military sets up means most of DU (like 99.95 percent of them) would be prevented from joining, thankfully.

No shit. It was bad enough in the 80's watching idiots come up hot on a urine test then watching them skip out while those of us that didn't do that shit had to carry the extra weight of their gear as we got to deploy someplace.

No kiddin.  They FINALLY started getting rid of ALL hot piss test about 1991 (?) or so, and by the time I started recruiting, they'd whiz quiz you at MEPS when you DEPped in.  Pop positive, you're out (although you could come back in after 30 days--but probably lose your program).


     I think they should make an exception for Al Gore Jr. He could be a tank commander: take a new Prius with no armor, outfit it with a .50 cal gun, stick some booze and blow in the front seat, and turn him loose. He'd probably take out an entire Iranian squad before smashing into a guard rail.
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Re: The DU Army Recruiters have spoken
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2008, 03:09:47 PM »
Sadly, AlBore the Younger and Stupider would be prevented from enlisting based on his felony charges and drug use.  Amazingly enough, the standards that the military sets up means most of DU (like 99.95 percent of them) would be prevented from joining, thankfully.

No shit. It was bad enough in the 80's watching idiots come up hot on a urine test then watching them skip out while those of us that didn't do that shit had to carry the extra weight of their gear as we got to deploy someplace.

No kiddin.  They FINALLY started getting rid of ALL hot piss test about 1991 (?) or so, and by the time I started recruiting, they'd whiz quiz you at MEPS when you DEPped in.  Pop positive, you're out (although you could come back in after 30 days--but probably lose your program).

He can take Sen. Kennedy with him as an advisor


     I think they should make an exception for Al Gore Jr. He could be a tank commander: take a new Prius with no armor, outfit it with a .50 cal gun, stick some booze and blow in the front seat, and turn him loose. He'd probably take out an entire Iranian squad before smashing into a guard rail.
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