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Ilene is dead
« on: August 31, 2008, 12:27:49 PM »

ONE-LEGGED HOOKER SLAIN
By JOHN DOYLE
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Last updated: 2:49 pm
August 23, 2008
Posted: 5:08 am
August 23, 2008
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A one-legged hooker was killed in Brooklyn after a john hit her over the head, causing her to fall backwards out of her wheelchair and slam her skull against the wall, cops said yesterday.

Elizabeth Acevedo, 38, was found lying unconscious on the floor of a hallway on the 13th floor of a building in the Wyckoff Gardens houses in Boerum Hill on Thursday morning.
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Re: Ilene is dead
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 12:29:49 PM »
Didn't Irene, the chinese one-legged hooker die the same way last month?

Man, what are the chances?
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Re: Ilene is dead
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 12:29:36 PM »
Didn't Irene, the chinese one-legged hooker die the same way last month?

Man, what are the chances?



I'd say higher than a one-legged man winning an ass kicking contest.
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Re: Ilene is dead
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 04:54:52 PM »
Didn't Irene, the chinese one-legged hooker die the same way last month?

Man, what are the chances?



I'd say higher than a one-legged man winning an ass kicking contest.

WHOA......WHOA....WHOA......You better ask Joe H. about that one. His daddy lost his leg at the hip in WW2. Joe H. will tell you a one legged man swinging on crutches can kick ass with the best of'em............ :-)

His dad couldn't wear an artificial limb but ti didn't slow him down much. He drove farm tractors, heavy equipment and for the last 30 years of his life was one hell of a fine crane operator. A DUmmie would have just sent someone to the mailbox to get his gummint check.
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