For a solution to this threat, we should turn to the wisdom of the DUmmies:
Any damage done by this hurricane will clearly be the fault of Chimpy McBushco and the BFEE. If he had required the U.S. government to buy enough carbon credits from Al Gore, there would be no hurricane. The reality-based community has known this for a long time. In fact, it may not be too late. The *resident could call Congress into emergency session this afternoon, and get an emergency appropriation. Treasury could cut a check, and Air Force One could deliver it directly to Algore before sundown. He's on his new houseboat at Center Hill Lake this weekend. At this late date, it may be impossible for Al to stop the hurricane, but with enough carbon offsets it could probably be reduced to a tropical storm. A lot of damage could be prevented. Algore stands ready to help immediately. He has pledged to not put a hold on the government check. Will Bushitler take this life-saving step? Not a chance.