Let's just see if I've got this right:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Freedom of Religion: Applies to Muslims and lib Christians, but not to Evangelicals.
Freedom of Speech: Applies to lefties, but not to conservatives.
Freedom of the Press: Applies to CNN, MSNBC, and various left-wing blogs, but not to Fox News, OAN, or anyone to the right of Lenin.
Freedom to Peaceably Assemble: Applies to B(urn)L(oot)M(ayhem) rioters, but not to Trump rally-goers.
Freedom to petition the govt: Yeah, who would ever question Joementia?