What really happened:
"May I help you?"
"My husband needs a suit. In spite of this horrible Bush economy we're getting a promotion! I'm voting for Obama...just thought I'd tell you since I noticed you're black and wanted you to know I'm down with the struggle!"
"I appreciate that ma'am but my family is from Brazil. Besides, this is woman's lingerie, men's suits are up the elevator and to the right."
"I'm voting for Obama...did you hear his speech? I bet you're voting for him too since you've got dark skin, too! I'm a school teacher. I make sure my students know multiculturalism is very important, that global warming sucks, and white people are destroying the planet, except Al Gore and Ed Begley Jr."
(A male voice is heard mumbling in the background..."Jesus, here we go again...I need a drink.")
"Well good for you ma'am, being a teacher must be very rewarding, would you like me to escort you up the elevator and show you where the men's suit department is?"
"Oh, NO! Please don't trouble yourself...being a minority, I'm sure you work harder than anyone else in the store, which is why I ONLY vote for affirmative action candidates. Did I tell you I'm voting for Obama...bet you are too, right?"
"Actually, I don't usually discuss politics at work, but this is my first election since becoming a citizen and I'm studying each candidate as thoroughly as I can. We are having a great sale on men's suits right now. Would you like me to escort you to the men's department?"
"I KNEW it...you're a Rove plant!!! How can you betray your people like that?"
"What people? You mean the other women in the lingerie department? I'm the department manager, I'm pretty sure they'll be okay with me escorting you to the men's department."
"No thank you!!! WE won't buy a suit from a fascist pig company that supports McCain!
(Man's voice in the background...Geez...I need a drink and a divorce...not necessarily in that order).
Cindie