A Note to Lurking DUmmies about DU's made-up "Babygate"

[BannedFromDU]

Do you people realize that the allegation that Sarah Palin's infant child is not hers came from you?

Do you realize that you are calling for an investigation into something that you people made up out of thin
air this morning?

I don't expect any of you to understand that you're doing a nasty, despicable thing by fabricating an utter falsehood,
but surely you all realize that you made it up, yes? From thin air? From NOTHING?

Do you expect that we can all see your imaginary friends, too?

Enjoy your little website. While you make up rumors, the Obama campaign is pooping itself: today they criticized her small-town
mayorhood. Until they realized that they were criticizing small towns, that is, and then they reversed themselves.

You DUmmies are perpetually ****ed, but do you realize that YOUR PARTY is now in deep trouble? That the RNC convention hasn't even started, and Obama's bounce will be gone by Monday?

Do you get ANY of this,  or do you prefer to live in your fantasy world?

[TheSarge]

Do you get ANY of this,  or do you prefer to live in your fantasy world?

These are the same people still claiming that Bush/Republicans claimed Saddam was linked to 9/11 and that it was Republicans who started the "Obama is a muslim".

OF COURSE they don't get it.

[Airwolf]

Not a chance in hell they will ever get it before Nov. 4th

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

HALLIBURTON!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111



****in' idiots.

No scandal... just their delusional minds aching for more Thorazine.

[BamaMoose]

Using similar DUmmie logic and evidence standards, let's see what happens when we look at Chelsea's parentage:

Fact:  Hillary has never done anything that didn't support her political ambitions.  The selfless act of having a child does not meet this criteria.
Fact:  Bill will stick his pecker into anything.
Fact:  Chelsea isn't terrible attractive.

If we look across the political spectrum for a female who meets the ugly requirement, who could easily hide a pregnancy and who would go legs in the air for any Democrat, we come to only one logically conclusion.

Chelsea is the love child of Bill Clinton and Helen Thomas.

Somebody call the newpapers.  This is huge.

[BannedFromDU]

self-kick




+1

[dandi]

One of my favorites from today is "Sarah Palin is a bad mother because she flew on a plane while in labor".

This from a bunch who condone, nay, promote, cutting unborn children up with scissors and vacuuming them out into a suction cannister.


Then there's the DU hat trick of:

Ageism (McCain: old, gramps, wrinkled, senile, duffer)

Sexism (Palin: bimbo, whore, pole dancer, beauty queen, unable to care for kids while VP)

Classism ("If Palin were to assume the presidency, it would be like the Beverly Hillbillys with nuclear weapons")

Hypocrites.

[Carl]

They are still going at it this morning.
Hard to imagine what a sickening bunch of lowlifes they are.

Also ironic how they go into hysterics about the swiftboat vets making Kerry admit to inaccuracies (Cambodia over Christmas) yet they are hoping deep down that somehow they will make this an urban myth regardless of the obvious falseness.

[DixieBelle]

Yeah, but their misery pleases me.

*hat tip to the person who uttered that phrase first - I think it was someone here.

[Lauri]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

[NHSparky]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

The DUmp monkeys are claiming that the baby is in fact not hers, but that of her 17-year old daughter.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

You DUmmies are perpetually ****ed, but do you realize that YOUR PARTY is now in deep trouble? That the RNC convention hasn't even started, and Obama's bounce will be gone by Monday?

What bounce?

He never spoke to the independent voters, just his nutcase base and with Palin getting picked it's all anyone has talked about...

...including Obama;s own zealots!

No bounce, just a dull splat.

[BannedFromDU]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

     They think that she didn't look pregnant enough before she gave birth, so the baby must be her daughter's, especially since her daughter seems to have a slight roll around her belly.

     That's it. That's all there is to it. They're looking at pictures and drawing inference.

[Lauri]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

The DUmp monkeys are claiming that the baby is in fact not hers, but that of her 17-year old daughter.

because the girl was merely holding the baby at the press conference yesterday? Holy Hell I just had a baby then - I was seen holding an infant last night as well! 

[bijou]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

The DUmp monkeys are claiming that the baby is in fact not hers, but that of her 17-year old daughter.

And one sick mofo suggested that her father was the father of the baby.  I'll go searching for the link.

[Lauri]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

     They think that she didn't look pregnant enough before she gave birth, so the baby must be her daughter's, especially since her daughter seems to have a slight roll around her belly.

     That's it. That's all there is to it. They're looking at pictures and drawing inference.

i had nominally heard about Sarah Palin either earlier this year or last year, but the issue always came back to, 'well, she's pregnant, so, probably not' as a VP choice. i didnt know a thing about her, but Alaskans are pretty straightforward people. If that 17 year old had the baby, the Palin's would already have admitted it and moved on.

plus, Down's Syndrome is typically associated with older moms than teens... but I dont expect the DUmp will care for facts or logic with regard to anything about Sarah Palin or her family.

[DixieBelle]

OH FFS!

I bet they saw this -
http://www.adn.com/front/story/336402.html

[TheSarge]

plus, Down's Syndrome is typically associated with older moms than teens... but I dont expect the DUmp will care for facts or logic with regard to anything about Sarah Palin or her family.

There was a DUmmie that started a thread last night proclaiming how pissed it was that Gov. Palin didn't just have an abortion and move on.

They ended their OP with "stupid is as stupid does"
 

[BannedFromDU]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

     They think that she didn't look pregnant enough before she gave birth, so the baby must be her daughter's, especially since her daughter seems to have a slight roll around her belly.

     That's it. That's all there is to it. They're looking at pictures and drawing inference.

i had nominally heard about Sarah Palin either earlier this year or last year, but the issue always came back to, 'well, she's pregnant, so, probably not' as a VP choice. i didnt know a thing about her, but Alaskans are pretty straightforward people. If that 17 year old had the baby, the Palin's would already have admitted it and moved on.

plus, Down's Syndrome is typically associated with older moms than teens... but I dont expect the DUmp will care for facts or logic with regard to anything about Sarah Palin or her family.

     The baby has issues. It could also have had a low birth weight, thus creating a more modest silhouette for Palin.

[Lauri]

OH FFS!

I bet they saw this -
http://www.adn.com/front/story/336402.html

I love Palin's quote at the end of that article:

Having kids and serving as governor are entirely compatible, she said.

"To any critics who say a woman can't think and work and carry a baby at the same time, I'd just like to escort that Neanderthal back to the cave," Palin said.

Then the expectant governor turned to greet more well-wishers.

[Lauri]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

     They think that she didn't look pregnant enough before she gave birth, so the baby must be her daughter's, especially since her daughter seems to have a slight roll around her belly.

     That's it. That's all there is to it. They're looking at pictures and drawing inference.

i had nominally heard about Sarah Palin either earlier this year or last year, but the issue always came back to, 'well, she's pregnant, so, probably not' as a VP choice. i didnt know a thing about her, but Alaskans are pretty straightforward people. If that 17 year old had the baby, the Palin's would already have admitted it and moved on.

plus, Down's Syndrome is typically associated with older moms than teens... but I dont expect the DUmp will care for facts or logic with regard to anything about Sarah Palin or her family.

     The baby has issues. It could also have had a low birth weight, thus creating a more modest silhouette for Palin.

if you read that link from Dixie it says that she is a runner, and has always been trim. probably yet another reason the DUers dont like her.

[Carl]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

The DUmp monkeys are claiming that the baby is in fact not hers, but that of her 17-year old daughter.

And one sick mofo suggested that her father was the father of the baby.  I'll go searching for the link.

That post got scrubbed but I saved a copy of the page before it was deleted..

Kansas Wyatt (1000+ posts)       Fri Aug-29-08 03:35 PM
Response to Original message
76. Any chance the father & daughter are the real parents???
 Perhaps a DNA test is in order to clear the matter up.

That's right... If they haven't done anything wrong, then they should have no problem with confirming their claims.

The DU thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3878605

The CC thread about it.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12423.0.html

[Lauri]

"their claims" ...??


ok, if the Palin's have to do a paternity test on their own family, so should Edwards AND the Clinton's.

[Red October]

Tsk tsk tsk... this is not a scandal.  It's a malicious rumor.  A lie.  "The Politics of Personal Destruction," the sort of which liberals decry whenever conservatives link Obama to domestic terrorists.  Or when John Edwards links his staff to a staffer.  Talk about two-faced.  

[bijou]

ok, somebody PLEASE clue me in to this one..

what is the "investigation" about regarding this infant? I know the DUmmies are in a tizzy over it, but what exactly is "it" ...? I havent had time to wander over there cause I've just been too damn happy. 

The DUmp monkeys are claiming that the baby is in fact not hers, but that of her 17-year old daughter.

And one sick mofo suggested that her father was the father of the baby.  I'll go searching for the link.

That post got scrubbed but I saved a copy of the page before it was deleted..

Kansas Wyatt (1000+ posts)       Fri Aug-29-08 03:35 PM
Response to Original message
76. Any chance the father & daughter are the real parents???
 Perhaps a DNA test is in order to clear the matter up.

That's right... If they haven't done anything wrong, then they should have no problem with confirming their claims.

The DU thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3878605

The CC thread about it.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12423.0.html

Thanks Carl. Good save, I should have known $kimmer would scrub that.