That's the best he's got?
My fellow alum Skins is in a tight corner at the moment.
My fellow alum Skins knows more about politics in his left fingernail, than all the primitives on Skins's island put together.
My fellow alum Skins not-so-secretly supported the worthier Democrat candidate, knowing she had a chance of winning the general election, while Barry "Goldwater" Obama was a riskier candidate.
My fellow alum Skins is a good Democrat, admirable in his partisan loyalty.
There's no doubt my fellow alum Skins is voting for Barry "Goldwater" Obama in November.
But he's just not too happy about it.