never mind that nearly all of them are already bought but you can never really pay too much for a vote so here goes...
Govt programs that dont work (in his mind or others) that he can axe
Medicare - what would the illegals do !
HUD - uh, no
Dept of Education - NCLB bad but a non started for the unions
Social Security - heavens no
Homeland Security - maybe but who would protect my punk ass ?
Dept of DEFENSE - BINGO !