It has long been my suspicion that California Peggy and Coach Lou Holtz are one and the same person. The resemblance is strong, and I know of no instance where they have been seen together. I made note of the fact that, while Coach Holtz was on TV during NCAA football last night, California Peggy was nowhere to be found. During this weekend's football games, I will check him closely for any cleverly disguised pentagram jewelry.