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« on: March 27, 2021, 11:26:43 AM »
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5. The wife? I really hate that expression.


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7. If he said her name, he'd then have to explain she's his wife
You can't just say, Julie, not so much and leave it at that. Everyone's asking who is Julie? That's why "the wife" is used. It's not meant to disparage anyone.


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8. Are you dense? HIS WIFE not THE WIFE. S/b my wife. Not the wife



Go out looking to be offended and you’ll find reason. Such a hateful, sad group of people. It must suck to live perpetually pissed off. LOL

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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2021, 11:54:09 AM »
Would the DUMMY prefer the term "chief sammich maker" instead of the more offensive  "the wife"?
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2021, 02:55:15 PM »
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5. The wife? I really hate that expression.

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8. Are you dense? HIS WIFE not THE WIFE. S/b my wife. Not the wife

 :rotf: So, "My wife", as if she's his property?! :rotf: DUpipo need to get their shibboleths straight! :rotf:

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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2021, 03:14:47 PM »
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10. Absolutely UNCALLED for!

You DO NOT sound like a nice person!

And that's putting it mildly.
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2021, 03:43:08 PM »
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13. I don't care.

Take your scold elsewhere.

For once I agree with a DUmmy.  This should be our response anytime one of the bastions of political correctness try to correct us for not speaking "correctly".

the term would also work with mask karens too
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2021, 03:58:58 PM »
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.

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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2021, 05:00:33 PM »
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.

That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.

BTW, before I got married, asked my fiance whether or not she wanted to take my name.  She said absolutely and did.  Her students had to start calling her Mrs. Wiggum rather than Ms. Jones.  It was her completely her decision.  She was not a possession as these crackpot DUmmies seem to suggest. 

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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2021, 05:02:47 PM »
"The" wife at one time was considered a lower-class, working-class, blue collar way to put it.

I on the other hand have always used "the" because it avoids the ownership suggestion of "my," as if the individual is a slave.

Just as I've always said "the" secretary or "the" attorney or "the" physician, rather than my, my, my, because I don't own these people and "my" is especially demeaning to the secretary.

I've noticed that Democrats, liberals, and primitives invariably use "my" more than decent and civilized people do, probably a leftover from their slaveholding days.


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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2021, 05:02:55 PM »
Speaking for myself, I was just jerking a hypothetical DU-chain. When a Prog is determined to attack what someone says, there is no safe way of saying anything. Anything said will be racist, misogynist, or something-or-other-ist.

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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2021, 05:06:14 PM »
Speaking for myself, I was just jerking a hypothetical DU-chain. When a Prog is determined to attack what someone says, there is no safe way of saying anything. Anything said will be racist, misogynist, or something-or-other-ist.


Yup.

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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2021, 05:31:10 PM »
That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.....

For me, it's a situational thing.

If the person with whom I'm speaking has no idea the name or function of another person to whom I am referring, I use "the secretary" or "the physician" or "the attorney."

If the person with whom I'm speaking already knows, I use "Miss Jones" or "Dr. Smith" or "Bob."


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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2021, 07:05:11 PM »
That's actually noticeable amongst the Democrat party.  Obama especially talked about himself, and haven't noticed Sleepy Joe doing the same yet.  President Trump always used terms such as "us".  Which is absolutely true.

BTW, before I got married, asked my fiance whether or not she wanted to take my name.  She said absolutely and did.  Her students had to start calling her Mrs. Wiggum rather than Ms. Jones.  It was her completely her decision.  She was not a possession as these crackpot DUmmies seem to suggest.

They are DUpipo.  The article is the same as their parentage: "a."
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2021, 08:09:39 PM »
"The old ball and chain"
"The old lady"
"Little lady"
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2021, 11:11:35 PM »
I always use "the ex".

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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2021, 08:12:31 AM »
I reminded a FB Friend that mRNA vaccines reprogram your DNA. If you get Moderna you'll be receiving "My Mother the Car" re-runs. With Pfizer you get "Hogans Heroes" re-runs. OTOH, J&J doesn't use mRNA technology, so you're stuck with roof top antenna reception. :-)

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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2021, 08:18:00 AM »
Go out looking to be offended and you’ll find reason. Such a hateful, sad group of people. It must suck to live perpetually pissed off. LOL
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2021, 10:29:11 AM »
For me, it's a situational thing.

If the person with whom I'm speaking has no idea the name or function of another person to whom I am referring, I use "the secretary" or "the physician" or "the attorney."

If the person with whom I'm speaking already knows, I use "Miss Jones" or "Dr. Smith" or "Bob."

Never done this, but thought about it during one of my shows where things are a little more casual rather than a staid office place environment.

Most of the folks know me, get my sense of humor, and are usually drinking during my gig.

So I thought I'd start the show by saying, my name is Ralph, my personal pronouns are "hey trivia guy", "hey asshole" or "hey can you repeat that question one more time"?  I answer to all of those.
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« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2021, 10:30:02 AM »
I reminded a FB Friend that mRNA vaccines reprogram your DNA. If you get Moderna you'll be receiving "My Mother the Car" re-runs. With Pfizer you get "Hogans Heroes" re-runs. OTOH, J&J doesn't use mRNA technology, so you're stuck with roof top antenna reception. :-)

With Sinovac and Sinopharm you get broken stale fortune cookie.

You've really put some thought into this, Pete. :-)
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2021, 03:53:04 PM »
I call mine, "The Female."

For the extended version, I use military nomenclature, "Female, general purpose, medium."
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« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2021, 03:55:51 PM »
Wife is misogynist term that promotes the white man's evil patriarchy.  Only gender neutral terms like partner or spouse should be allowed.

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« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2021, 04:21:32 PM »
Wife is misogynist term that promotes the white man's evil patriarchy.  Only gender neutral terms like partner or spouse should be allowed.

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I have heard lesbians call their "wife" a "wife."

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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2021, 04:57:45 PM »
I have heard lesbians call their "wife" a "wife."

A gay guy I work with referred to his spouse as his wife.

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« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2021, 09:38:03 AM »
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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2021, 12:02:28 PM »
Oh noes!  HURTFUL!   :panic:
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