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Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« on: August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM »
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Staph  (760 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.

I'm alone and scared.

Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.

Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.


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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 11:46:32 PM »
Actually, the primitives, especially those in Kansas and in Illinois south of Chicago, do this sort of thing quite often, during times of tornado warnings.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 11:50:21 PM »
That wasn't an explosion.  One of your fat liberal neighbors got drunk and lit a fart with a match.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 11:55:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
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Staph  (760 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.

I'm alone and scared.

Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.

Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.


No, for the DUmmys, it was much, much worse than sarin gas - that was the Cheetos cheese coating plant that blew.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2008, 12:34:15 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
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Staph  (760 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.

I'm alone and scared.

Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.

Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.




They will be protected by the aura of Teh Obamessiah's goodness, emanating from their TV set and filling every nook and cranny of their basement.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2008, 07:41:08 AM »
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Staph  (760 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.

I'm alone and scared.

Here's a thought. Man up and stop being such a damn *****.  :whatever:
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2008, 08:34:10 AM »
No offence but if I was trapped and thought I was about to die I would NOT be posting to YOU goobers! ;)
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »
Quote from: dandi on August 29, 2008, 12:34:15 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
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Staph  (760 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.

I'm alone and scared.

Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.

Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.




They will be protected by the aura of Teh Obamessiah's goodness, emanating from their TV set and filling every nook and cranny of their basement.

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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2008, 10:48:30 AM »
D6 . . .

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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 10:51:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.

I've been amazed at the postings these whackos have made over the years given circumstances that have happened to them.  There was a member called Mari333 (whom we renamed Mari666) who started a thread that she had just received a call that her husband had just been killed in a car accident.  And it wasn't like she just posted a quick note and left, she stayed on-line and posted about it for several hours.

Wierd people.

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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2008, 10:56:54 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 29, 2008, 10:51:02 AM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.

I've been amazed at the postings these whackos have made over the years given circumstances that have happened to them.  There was a member called Mari333 (whom we renamed Mari666) who started a thread that she had just received a call that her husband had just been killed in a car accident.  And it wasn't like she just posted a quick note and left, she stayed on-line and posted about it for several hours.

Wierd people.

Or the time that one primitive died at his computer--just dropped over--and his mother, upon discovering the body, leaned over it to post on Skins's island, asking the primitives what she should do.

That really happened, by the way.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2008, 11:34:32 AM »
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I'm alone and scared.

In the top 10 of true DUmbass statements.
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2008, 11:39:29 AM »
Oh crap.

You mean the Staphinfection is in my neck of the woods?

The Bayer plant is across the river from my house, a couple miles downstream. I didn't even know it went kablooey until I picked up the paper this morning.

I went to bed early. Was there a speech last night? Anyone important?
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Re: Emergency Post To The DUmp - More Effective Than 911
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2008, 11:53:30 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on August 29, 2008, 11:39:29 AM
Oh crap.

You mean the Staphinfection is in my neck of the woods?

The Bayer plant is across the river from my house, a couple miles downstream. I didn't even know it went kablooey until I picked up the paper this morning.

I went to bed early. Was there a speech last night? Anyone important?


I think they was some blurb last night. Hey, did you hear we might be able to see this hottie on a daily basis for possibly the next 8-16 years?




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