I moved from north-central Missouri to the South (first Mississippi and now Arkansas) six years ago because I got tired of shoveling snow. Four feet at a time, at least a couple-three times a season.
Today, the low was 9 deg. F., shattering a 110+ year record. Tomorrow morning, the low is predicted as -2 deg, which will shatter today's record low temps.
Oh, did I mention the snow? Ten inches today, which I shoveled out of the way (grrrrrrrr -
), just in time because we're gonna get dumped on again with 10 inches on Wednesday.
WE DIDN'T MOVE FAR ENOUGH SOUTH, DAMMIT!