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Offline BEG

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Why do dogs.....
« on: August 28, 2008, 05:17:14 PM »
always puke on the carpet instead of the tile?  Even when the majority of your house is tile.   :censored:

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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 05:31:41 PM »
always puke on the carpet instead of the tile?  Even when the majority of your house is tile.   :censored:


Umm....

well....

because...

Dammit I have nothing.  :thatsright:

I'll call my Mom

She knows  :innocent:
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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 05:39:57 PM »
Yes they do !

Let me post a picture of MY carpet, to assuage your irritation.  (Note: mine isn't puke, and let's just say we're getting new flooring.  Totally gross.  My old dog is diabetic, and did all this damage to the carpet before we realized what was going on - way too much to steam clean)

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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 08:08:40 PM »
Hey, cats do the same thing.  My entire house is hardwood or vinyl.  They go to the bathroom and always throw up on the bathmats in there.   :whatever:
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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 08:30:55 PM »
Hey, cats do the same thing.  My entire house is hardwood or vinyl.  They go to the bathroom and always throw up on the bathmats in there.   :whatever:

Just be thankful, they haven't decided a laundry basket makes a great litter basket  :thatsright:


Don't be giving them any ideas....
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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 08:34:38 PM »
Hey, cats do the same thing.  My entire house is hardwood or vinyl.  They go to the bathroom and always throw up on the bathmats in there.   :whatever:

Just be thankful, they haven't decided a laundry basket makes a great litter basket  :thatsright:

My sister's cats did that.  :thatsright: Hence, they have become outdoor cats.
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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 08:36:32 PM »
I don't even know why fools fall in love.

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Re: Why do dogs.....
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 11:21:47 PM »
My sister's cats did that.  :thatsright: Hence, they have become outdoor cats.

Mine were foster cats, they got the boot

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