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Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« on: August 28, 2008, 02:05:27 PM »
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steve2470  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-28-08 02:35 PM
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If Republicans got 99% turnout of their registered voters and assuming "normal electoral fraud"...
Edited on Thu Aug-28-08 02:36 PM by steve2470
what percentage of Democratic-registered voters would need to vote for Obama ?

I am convinced that the racist base of the GOP will turn out in record numbers to defeat Obama, so I'm curious how many of our registered voters are needed to defeat them. Thank you as usual for your time.
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Steve numbers, the DUmp's resident Romeo, brings his exceedingly dim intellect to bear on the election! (We will need the 99% turnout to offset the 125% turnout in major dem "inner" cities.)

Anyone who's not familiar with the trials and tribulations of steve numbers's love life owes it to himself to do the necessary spadework to dig them up. You might check the DUmmie FUnnies archive. He made a series of addled posts, describing his dates and asking for advice, that were among the most hilarious in the long, nauseating history of the DUmp. No politics involved, just jaw-dropping, mind-numbing dumbness. He's clearly not aware of his stupid comic genius. And the one clear truth that shines through all his frustrations is that he has never been, nor ever will be, laid.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 02:59:40 PM »
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5. ok, let's put the Republican turnout down to 80% with, let's say, 20% of them voting for Obama. Of course, a percentage of Democratic registered voters will not vote for Obama, for whatever reason.

Any educated guesses at Democratic registered turnout needed to defeat McSame ?

Educated guesses??  At the DUmp!?!

Comedy gold!!   :rotf:

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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 04:42:31 PM »
He could go visit TIA at his own little corner of the Interweb - Tia will speculate that only 3.1% or so of the population will vote for McCain, and all other votes are fraud.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 05:38:02 PM »
Looks like stevenumbers is trying to strike up a conversation hoping to find a date for Friday night. Someone needs to start losermatchmaking.com. Granted, the customers would all be DUmmies but the desperation would be entertaining.

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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 05:44:01 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 28, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
Looks like stevenumbers is trying to strike up a conversation hoping to find a date for Friday night. Someone needs to start losermatchmaking.com. Granted, the customers would all be DUmmies but the desperation would be entertaining.

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Remember Mad TV used to have that dating service Lowered Expectations?  That was hilarious and just the kind of dating service Steve Numbers may need.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 05:55:25 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 28, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
Looks like stevenumbers is trying to strike up a conversation hoping to find a date for Friday night. Someone needs to start losermatchmaking.com. Granted, the customers would all be DUmmies but the desperation would be entertaining.

Cindie
stevenumbers is hoping to find another dream girl......minus the cold sores. His definition of a dream girl is pretty flexible. Any live human being with female plumbing will pretty much fill the bill. A lot of pent up needs in that boy, I'm afraid.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 06:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2008, 05:44:01 PM
Quote from: delilahmused on August 28, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
Looks like stevenumbers is trying to strike up a conversation hoping to find a date for Friday night. Someone needs to start losermatchmaking.com. Granted, the customers would all be DUmmies but the desperation would be entertaining.

Cindie
Remember Mad TV used to have that dating service Lowered Expectations?  That was hilarious and just the kind of dating service Steve Numbers may need.

I thought SNL's MeHarmony was better.  What else could you ask for?  Go on a date with yourself!
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 06:49:30 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 05:55:25 PM
Quote from: delilahmused on August 28, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
Looks like stevenumbers is trying to strike up a conversation hoping to find a date for Friday night. Someone needs to start losermatchmaking.com. Granted, the customers would all be DUmmies but the desperation would be entertaining.

Cindie
stevenumbers is hoping to find another dream girl......minus the cold sores. His definition of a dream girl is pretty flexible. Any live human being with female plumbing will pretty much fill the bill. A lot of pent up needs in that boy, I'm afraid.

Well one can buy an exact replica of Jenna Jameson's plumbing. But maybe he already has that.

Cindie
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 06:59:11 PM »
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Well one can buy an exact replica of Jenna Jameson's plumbing. But maybe he already has that.

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A funny movie I got from Netflix was sort of stevenumbers-like, "Lars And The Real Girl".
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 07:21:59 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 06:59:11 PM
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Well one can buy an exact replica of Jenna Jameson's plumbing. But maybe he already has that.

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A funny movie I got from Netflix was sort of stevenumbers-like, "Lars And The Real Girl".
I saw one of the most disturbing documentaries on BBC America called Love Me Love My Doll.  It was a mixture of sadness and hilarity at the same time.  One guy in Michigan just gave up on "organic" women as he called them and said Real Dolls were more reliable and then later in the show he sent his "love" off to a fix it guy to tighten "her" joints and repaint "her" and whatnot.

The saddest one was this guy who got an actual g/f and then for his b-day showed her some of his Real Dolls and the narrator said she broke it off with him a week later.  You could sort of tell when she walked into the room she was not all right with it.

As weird as the guy in Michigan was, at least he knew that he had to either choose the "organic" women or the fake ones.  So kudos to that guy for realizing at least that much.

In retrospect, I guess it does seem kind of odd that Steve Numbers wasn't one of the featured guys.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 07:30:28 PM »
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In retrospect, I guess it does seem kind of odd that Steve Numbers wasn't one of the featured guys.

Are you sure he wasn't?
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 07:33:16 PM »
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In retrospect, I guess it does seem kind of odd that Steve Numbers wasn't one of the featured guys.

Are you sure he wasn't?
Good point.  I wonder if he's the guy in Michigan?  The guy with the g/f was from Texas and I think two others were in England.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 07:37:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 02:05:27 PM
We will need the 99% turnout to offset the 125% turnout in major dem "inner" cities.

And there you have it!  But in THIS election, that number will be more like 150%.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 07:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 06:59:11 PM
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Well one can buy an exact replica of Jenna Jameson's plumbing. But maybe he already has that.

Cindie
Dearest member of his family.

A funny movie I got from Netflix was sort of stevenumbers-like, "Lars And The Real Girl".
I saw one of the most disturbing documentaries on BBC America called Love Me Love My Doll.  It was a mixture of sadness and hilarity at the same time.  One guy in Michigan just gave up on "organic" women as he called them and said Real Dolls were more reliable and then later in the show he sent his "love" off to a fix it guy to tighten "her" joints and repaint "her" and whatnot.

The saddest one was this guy who got an actual g/f and then for his b-day showed her some of his Real Dolls and the narrator said she broke it off with him a week later.  You could sort of tell when she walked into the room she was not all right with it.

As weird as the guy in Michigan was, at least he knew that he had to either choose the "organic" women or the fake ones.  So kudos to that guy for realizing at least that much.

In retrospect, I guess it does seem kind of odd that Steve Numbers wasn't one of the featured guys.

The real doll scene is too weird for words. But I suppose its a good solution for men who cannot relate to women on any other level. I would guess the conversations are pretty one sided.
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 08:17:28 PM »
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Good point.  I wonder if he's the guy in Michigan?   The guy with the g/f was from Texas and I think two others were in England.
Come on now, let's not bring Michigan into it! :rotf:
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Re: Chick Magnet steve numbers Assesses The Election
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2008, 09:08:27 PM »
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Good point.  I wonder if he's the guy in Michigan?   The guy with the g/f was from Texas and I think two others were in England.
Come on now, let's not bring Michigan into it! :rotf:
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