This California conservative would love to get what I vote for. Even though I never buy a lottery ticket I may be more likely to win the lottery.
I used to take my oldest out with me while truck driving. His first try heading into claifornia, In Arizona I told him that where we were going, it was a very good chance he would be seeing naked people. With an eye roll, he said "sure, dad..." we got to the Colorado River which separates Arizona from California and he looked down. There was a raft full of naked californians floating along. He never doubted what I told him about that place again.