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I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« on: August 27, 2008, 08:02:34 PM »
Surprisingly the touching the pepper part didn't hurt as bad.


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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 08:07:52 PM »
about that dinner you invited me over for, I um gotta, wow man umm yeah, well something has sorta come up, ummm gotta take a raincheck ok?
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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 08:11:54 PM »
Quote from: morningAngel on August 27, 2008, 08:07:52 PM
about that dinner you invited me over for, I um gotta, wow man umm yeah, well something has sorta come up, ummm gotta take a raincheck ok?

ROFFLE!

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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 08:14:46 PM »
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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 08:16:31 PM »
I'm afraid to ask, but I must. How did you cut yer' penis?
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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 08:21:34 PM »
Quote from: Uhhuh35 on August 27, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
I'm afraid to ask, but I must. How did you cut yer' penis?

I'm just trying to fit in with the penis/pepper crowd.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,12134.0.html   :uhsure: :popcorn: :evillaugh:
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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2008, 09:11:17 PM »
I can't believe I clicked on this thread. But curiosity got the better of me.
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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2008, 09:13:27 PM »
Quote from: Uhhuh35 on August 27, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
I'm afraid to ask, but I must. How did you cut yer' penis?



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Re: I cut my penis tonight and then touched peppers.
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 09:13:53 PM »
wouldn't you guys like to be a pepper too? :-)
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