The New ICUTPEPPERSANDTOUCHEDMYFACE Thread

[mamacags]

  OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   This is not the first time I have done this either.  You would think I would grow some brains after the first time!!!1

[Lord Undies]

Did you spread it to your eye and penis?  I have no sympathy. 

You're making fun of me !  Burn, baby, burn!   

[mamacags]

No it didn't spread to my penis yet.    

Lucky for me I already had a shower and I can hold "it" for hours or until I figure out how to get this crap off my hands.

[Texacon]

Did you spread it to your eye and penis?  I have no sympathy. 

You're making fun of me !  Burn, baby, burn!   

LOL!  I just told my wife about this thread and she said "At least it is not the "I cut a pepper and touched my vagina thread!""

 

KC

[morningAngel]

as my little one, five years old would say in this situation
"Mama, I dont think this was a good idea"
course she's learned to wash her hands when cooking...

[Lord Undies]

Did you spread it to your eye and penis?  I have no sympathy. 

You're making fun of me !  Burn, baby, burn!   

LOL!  I just told my wife about this thread and she said "At least it is not the "I cut a pepper and touched my vagina thread!""

 

KC

Well, "my vagina" is 200 miles away.  I'm left to "pepper" my own.

[debk]

I checked a couple of web sites after I read this....several suggested washing your hands with milk or bleach. The milk will neutralize it, and the bleach will break through the oil.

Several also said it will stay in the pores for a couple of days.....might want to wear gloves before you go potty.

The most logical suggestion I saw.....was to call poison control and ask what they recommend just in case you are also having an allergic reaction.

Hope this helps....

[Lord Undies]

I checked a couple of web sites after I read this....several suggested washing your hands with milk or bleach. The milk will neutralize it, and the bleach will break through the oil.

Several also said it will stay in the pores for a couple of days.....might want to wear gloves before you go potty.

The most logical suggestion I saw.....was to call poison control and ask what they recommend just in case you are also having an allergic reaction.

Hope this helps....

It doesn't. 

[debk]

sorry ........

[Lord Undies]

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW   This is not the first time I have done this either.  You would think I would grow some brains after the first time!!!1

That's nothing.
I once peeled 90 lbs of chili and decided to get "frisky" with the wife.

She was NOT happy.

Knowing you, I don't know how she knew the difference...you stud!

[BEG]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

[Lord Undies]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

I have two granddaughters (9 and 11) who wanted their nails done before school started today.  Neither of their parents wanted such a thing, so Poppell paid for it. 

They both emailed me today.  They hated the experience.  I was so happy!

[BEG]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

I have two granddaughters (9 and 11) who wanted their nails done before school started today.  Neither of their parents wanted such a thing, so Poppell paid for it. 

They both emailed me today.  They hated the experience.  I was so happy!

I hate it too, it is like a friggen chore.  It takes a lot of work to look like this....... 

[Lord Undies]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

I have two granddaughters (9 and 11) who wanted their nails done before school started today.  Neither of their parents wanted such a thing, so Poppell paid for it. 

They both emailed me today.  They hated the experience.  I was so happy!

I hate it too, it is like a friggen chore.  It takes a lot of work to look like this....... 

The ugliest thing is you gals are not just trying to be the prettiest you can be for yourselves, you are trying to outdo each other in some weird desire to be always attractive to males.  I love that.   

[BEG]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

I have two granddaughters (9 and 11) who wanted their nails done before school started today.  Neither of their parents wanted such a thing, so Poppell paid for it. 

They both emailed me today.  They hated the experience.  I was so happy!

I hate it too, it is like a friggen chore.  It takes a lot of work to look like this....... 

The ugliest thing is you gals are not just trying to be the pretiest you can be for yourselves, you are trying to out-do each other in some wierd desire to be always attractive to males.  I love that.   

I swear I can't wait for the day that I don't care what I look like.  When there is no use putting on make-up because no amount of make-up can help anymore.  When I start having my "helper" just cut my hair using a Flowbee ( http://www.flowbee.com/  )  so I don't have to pay ungodly amounts of money to have my hair colored and cut.  Oh how I long for the day I don't have to wash it, dry it in sections, put it in velcro rollers while I do my make-up then use a flat iron so it looks like I didn't just put it in velcro rollers (you can't skip the velcro step, otherwise the hair is too flat).  Now that is freedom.  *Sigh*

[debk]

For some reason I feel I should have been typing this thread as it sounds like something that would happen to me.   

Here is something that might make you feel better.  I went and got a pedicure and my nails done this afternoon.  While i was getting my pedicure they had my soak my nails (acrylic) in a bowl of warm acetone.  If you remember my pedegg mishap from last week you will remember that I grated a chunk of my knuckle off my left ring finger.  I totally forgot and stuck my whole hand in the acetone.  I about crapped my pants it stung so bad.  The vietnamese person told me in her sweet broken english to keep it in there until it "stung no mo" so I followed what she said.  Every time I took it out and put it back in it hurt even more so I just left it in there.  That is how wimpy I am, I keep doing what someone tells me to do even if it hurts because I can't say, "HELL NO I'M NOT GOING TO STICK MY FINGER IN THERE!!!!!1111oneone!!"

I have two granddaughters (9 and 11) who wanted their nails done before school started today.  Neither of their parents wanted such a thing, so Poppell paid for it. 

They both emailed me today.  They hated the experience.  I was so happy!

I hate it too, it is like a friggen chore.  It takes a lot of work to look like this....... 

The ugliest thing is you gals are not just trying to be the pretiest you can be for yourselves, you are trying to out-do each other in some wierd desire to be always attractive to males.  I love that.   

I swear I can't wait for the day that I don't care what I look like.  When there is no use putting on make-up because no amount of make-up can help anymore.  When I start having my "helper" just cut my hair using a Flowbee ( http://www.flowbee.com/  )  so I don't have to pay ungodly amounts of money to have my hair colored and cut.  Oh how I long for the day I don't have to wash it, dry it in sections, put it in velcro rollers while I do my make-up then use a flat iron so it looks like I didn't just put it in velcro rollers (you can't skip the velcro step, otherwise the hair is too flat).  Now that is freedom.  *Sigh*

I don't know when that age happens......I'm still doing the velcro rollers! I don't do the flat iron thought, because I know that I will hurt myself with it.

Do the tips of your fingers feel like they are going to freeze off when you put them in the acetone? Mine do and I hate it. I think I can go another couple of times before I have to soak my "coats" off....I hope!

I can't believe you were able to keep your finger in there, BEG.....that's courage.