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Offline Mary Ann

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This DU moron raised a disrespectful brat, and runs to the DUmp for advice.

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I need advice. My daughter stole a Trump flag.

Yesterday afternoon I woke up from a nap with a message that terrified me. I new that my wife (who I just separated) and my daughter were going to a cabin in Harvard, Illinois. The message was from the McHenry County sheriff to call them back as soon as possible. Were my two loved ones in a car accident?

So with dread, I called the sheriff. It turned out, to my relief, that no one was in the hospital. Two witnesses saw someone driving the Camry with my license plates get out and steal a Trump 2020 flag from someone's lawn, and they wanted the flag back.

I should have told the sheriff that I would call them back, but when I said that my wife was driving the car, she said that it was a young lady. I gave the sheriff my daughter's phone number so that they could arrange my daughter returning the flag which was all that was expected.

In the meantime, my daughter had burned the flag, and she hung up on the sheriff. Now she and my wife are furious with me for ruining their little outing by providing my daughter's phone #. I really screwed up.

I live in a different county in Illinois. What should we expect as far as legal ramifications?

When I called back, the officer wouldn't help me get in contact with the aggrieved Trump supporter so that I could replace the flag.

Hung up on the sheriff? Who does that? The responses from the DUmp, for the most part surprised me. Most of them agree that what the brat did was way out of line, and that the flag should be replaced, by the brat daughter.

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That's funny--all those primitives recommending buying and replacing the Trump flag.  Maybe one of them will start a gofundme.
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That's funny--all those primitives recommending buying and replacing the Trump flag.  Maybe one of them will start a gofundme.

This however is troubling.

All the responses but two or three of them were eminently reasonable.

If the primitives keep being like this, how are we going to use TDS as an issue in the coming campaign?
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This however is troubling.

All the responses but two or three of them were eminently reasonable.

If the primitives keep being like this, how are we going to use TDS as an issue in the coming campaign?

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42. Given that she doesn't have the slgihtest remorse for stealing the property of others, be glad you

did give them her phone number. She needs to suffer the consequences of her actions.

Whoa! A DUmmy with common sense and morals???? This one may be salvageable!

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Whoa! A DUmmy with common sense and morals???? This one may be salvageable!

Low Post Noob, 283 posts and will never make it to 500.

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I'm curious to know why DUmmy Beakybird (1,683 posts) who just separated from his amazing wife and  precious child and yet allowed the soon to be former Mrs. Amazing to drive his car on a vacation to the cabin and get all worried that they might be on life support.
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