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Offline dutch508

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something i'd like to hear in the debates
« on: July 29, 2020, 04:52:57 PM »
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something i'd like to hear in the debates


assuming they happen. as long as biden has a huge lead, we might be better off not giving donnie a chance play a wild card.

but if we do have debates, i'd like to see biden have a list of websites/searches at the ready to catch donnie in a lie.

biden: "you said x, y, and z, horrible things, you should be ashamed!"

donnie: "i never said that! fake news!"

biden: "don't take my word for it, everybody go right now to www dot website address dot com and see for yourself! donnie just lied, as he always does, but there he is on video saying exactly what he just said he never said!"

(biden turns to donnie)

biden: "that sound you're hearing is 100 million people catching you in an pathetic, shameful lie. we've had enough!"

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1. JUST mho. Dotard will never agree to debate since he can't control the narrative

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2020, 05:09:42 PM »
Yeppers, make sure Biden has his laptop!


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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2020, 08:31:13 PM »
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2. I have often had that fantasy myself, just as you outlined it.

What a sad admission--reduced to fantasizing about Pervy Joe pulling it together enough to stop the Trump train.  Living in fantasyland.
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2020, 09:45:27 PM »
Why a website? Just go to “Joe 30330”.

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2020, 11:19:54 PM »
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6. good point. his handlers are probably scared sh*tless about a debate   must be referring to Slo-Joe

but can donnie President Trump really resist the spotlight?

Umm,  Bidenboyz have been caught declaring a Trump/Joe
ďebate would be a complete disaster for Sniffy. :rotf:
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2020, 06:08:35 AM »
Umm,  Bidenboyz have been caught declaring a Trump/Joe
ďebate would be a complete disaster for Sniffy. :rotf:


They know the longer they can keep him locked up the better he looks.  Their keeping the whole country on lock down trying to get their boy elected and we all know it.  Even the dems know it, but none of them will say it out loud.

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2020, 08:22:46 AM »
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biden: "you said x, y, and z, horrible things, you should be ashamed!"

donnie: "i never said that! fake news!"

biden: "don't take my word for it, everybody go right now to www dot website address dot com and see for yourself! donnie just lied, as he always does, but there he is on video saying exactly what he just said he never said!"
The sad thing is Biden would actually say "you said x, y, and z" and go to"www dot website address dot com".
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2020, 09:54:59 AM »
This is more like the real level of Joey the Paste's debating skills.
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2020, 10:20:39 AM »
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5. ooh good point biden doesn't necessarily need to provide other websites.

he can just say go right now to my twitter/facebook/whatever site and we'll post the video of donnie saying horrible things.

Horrible things!  That thread was just cringe-worthy in its stupidity and projection. 

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2020, 12:36:20 PM »
This is more like the real level of Joey the Paste's debating skills.


^5!   :lmao:

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2020, 01:40:39 PM »
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4. I think there MIGHT be one debate - split screen remote - but that will be it.

Since the debates are held in the evenings ("sundowning" time, if you get my drift) I have a feeling his challenged cognitive abilities will be on full display, and he will back out of any further debates.
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2020, 04:34:36 PM »
Things I'd like to hear in the debates:

A coherent sentence from Joe.
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2020, 05:25:36 PM »
"but if we do have debates, i'd like to see biden have a list of websites/searches at the ready to catch donnie in a lie.

biden: "you said x, y, and z, horrible things, you should be ashamed!""

1. Um, last time I checked, the questions and such statements to guide the debates are run by the moderators, not Biden.
2. Biden's lines in this imaginary conversation would be wildly unprofessional and a huge breach in decorum for a presidential debate.

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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2020, 09:01:12 AM »
One question I would like answered would be what exactly did he mean when he said "he didn't want his kids to grow up in a "racial jungle" in regards to desegregation."

That should send him into tilt mode for sure.
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Re: something i'd like to hear in the debates
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2020, 04:08:59 PM »
"Aw come on man. All of my claims are on the web site dial up 867-5309 just ask for Jenny. She will tell you all about whatever it is I am talking about. My word as a Biden."

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