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Arnold Judas Rimmer (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-26-08 11:25 PM
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That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN
First thing he did.... mentioned his own full name, as usual.


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Aqaba (148 posts)      Tue Aug-26-08 11:30 PM
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1. Give him a break... hes 14 years old
   


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Lex  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-26-08 11:31 PM
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5. Yeah, but he SPAMS like a grown-up Nigerian prince.
  :nutkick:

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ronnykmarshall  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-26-08 11:30 PM
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2. no shit?? 
 Oh my god.

I thought he died!


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CreekDog  (1000+ posts)      Wed Aug-27-08 02:38 AM
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19. no the kid who died ate pop rocks and drank Pepsi
 and then died during the filming of that commercial with Michael Jackson...



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Drunken Irishman  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-26-08 11:31 PM
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3. What'd he say?
 

 
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Lex  (1000+ posts)       Tue Aug-26-08 11:34 PM
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8. Probably "My name is Asher Heimmerman. I'm 14. Send me some money."
 nt

 
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TK421  (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-26-08 11:39 PM
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13. He's moving up in the world, I see....from demanding conference calls on an internet
 message board to calling in to C-Span!!!


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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-26-08 11:58 PM
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16. If ever there was a poster child for birth control, it's Asher Heimermann
 Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 12:00 AM by johnfunk
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Re: Asher Love!: That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN...
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 04:09:44 AM »
One could easily replace "Asher Heimmerman" with any sort of DU name in this quote and get my vote . . .

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johnfunk (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-26-08 11:58 PM
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16. If ever there was a poster child for birth control, it's Asher Heimermann
 Edited on Wed Aug-27-08 12:00 AM by johnfunk
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Re: Asher Love!: That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN...
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 07:03:26 AM »
Way to go big badass DUmbasses.  You bulllied the 14 year old until he got TS'ed and that is not enough.... you just HAVE to call him names.  Who really is the child?   :loser: :loser: :loser:

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Re: Asher Love!: That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN...
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 07:14:44 AM »
Way to go big badass DUmbasses.  You bulllied the 14 year old until he got TS'ed and that is not enough.... you just HAVE to call him names.  Who really is the child?   :loser: :loser: :loser:

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Re: Asher Love!: That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN...
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 09:15:59 AM »
Way to go big badass DUmbasses.  You bulllied the 14 year old until he got TS'ed and that is not enough.... you just HAVE to call him names.  Who really is the child?   :loser: :loser: :loser:


     Trust me, that kid put the "ouch" in "douchebag." He wanted people to donate to Obama through him: donate money to Asher, so he can give it to Obama, after taking a slice for hi-speed internet access and Pokemon cards. After the NAMBLA types on DU realized they were better off spanking it to old Silver Spoons episodes than stalking Asher, he got chased off. Now the kid refers to himself in the third person and demands conference calls.
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Re: Asher Love!: That troll **** Asher Heimmerman called C-SPAN...
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2008, 09:27:34 AM »
I feel sorry for Asher.  If only he had been born a couple of years earlier he could have beat Bev Harris and Andy S. to the punch.

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