Please no prayers, might cause a lighting to hit this place.
If prayer might cause spontaneous combustion, you might want to rethink your life.
The DUmmy came close to death this day, but his fear and loathing for people of faith kept him from asking for help from the one source that could actually do something about it.
If a DUmmy didn't hate, you would swear he had no feelings. These people are dead inside.