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Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« on: April 13, 2020, 08:27:38 PM »
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This bitch right here gets on my nerves. I don’t have search capabilities, but a week or so ago she was talking about how the pandemic and Trumps response were killing her family’s cruise. A few days after that she was saying her and her husband made too much to get the stimulus check. NOW she’s telling off on herself in that she not only GOT the stimulus, but I guess this DUmbass forgot they’re going out in order of annual income. Those who make the least are first in line!


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Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP

we were right on the edge.

Will be paying off bills


She also has no clue ... The PPP is the SBA ‘loan’ not the stimulus.


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1. Wow. That's fast
My office has applied.
Can you tell me the time involved like the date the application was submitted in full to your bank, when the bank got the approval from the SBA, and whatever details you feel comfortable divulging.

Our bank needed time to make sure our application was okay to submit.


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2. I must have the terms mixed up. We didn't do anything
Hubby CSO for City and I am a teacher

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4. PPP Payroll Protection Program
It is part of the stimulus act aimed at small businesses and nonprofits. A company can qualify for a loan up to 2.5x of its payroll. The loan will be forgiven if at least 75% of the money is used to pay payroll; the rest could be applied to overhead costs like rent.

That is the PPP I was talking about. Were you referring to the $1200 stimulus check?

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5. We're getting $2400.00 on Wed into our account. Two adults on SS, we file taxes
and did get notice today that 24,000 will be in our checking account on Wed of this week. 


Wow, $24,000!!  Trump is delivering and quickly!  Wonder if he’ll get credit?


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6. My nonprofit has been approved for PPP funds
I run a small journalism-related nonprofit out of a university. We have two full-time employees (my assistant and me) and three part-timers. We received word from our local bank that our application has been approved. We're waiting on word about closing, but we're told later this week, and the funds will be available in 24 hours after closing.

We'll be using all $44,000 of our loan to cover employment costs, so we anticipate having all of it turned into a grant.

That should keep the doors open through June. After that, we're dependent on our members continuing to re-up every year. With so many local newspapers on the edge, we may need more help after that.

Congrats on yours.


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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2020, 09:04:22 PM »
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    2. I must have the terms mixed up. We didn't do anything
    Hubby CSO for City utter moron and I am a teacher stupid ****


Fixed that for ya!
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2020, 12:14:06 AM »
This bitch right here gets on my nerves.

Pamela's got residual Downs Syndrome, remember.

She doesn't have the slightest idea of anything she talks about.
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2020, 04:24:13 AM »
Go ahead Pam...spend that money.

The minute you do...Trump is your Sugar Daddy. 
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2020, 06:12:37 AM »
Pamela's got residual Downs Syndrome, remember.

She doesn't have the slightest idea of anything she talks about.


Boy you've got that right, frank.

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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2020, 07:42:23 AM »
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2020, 11:13:37 AM »
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6. My nonprofit has been approved for PPP funds
I run a small journalism-related nonprofit out of a university.

translation:  I run a gofundme backed anti-Trump blog out of my college dorm
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2020, 12:31:13 PM »
translation:  I run a gofundme backed anti-Trump blog out of my college dorm
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2020, 01:17:10 PM »
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6. My nonprofit has been approved for PPP funds
I run a small journalism-related nonprofit out of a university.
translation:  I run a gofundme backed anti-Trump blog out of my college dorm

I was going to say a propaganda-mill but I like yours as probably more accurate.
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2020, 01:58:00 PM »
I don't know about Pam's hubby's situation, but did her school stop paying her salary during the shutdown?
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Re: Well I'll be damned-we get the PPP
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2020, 08:35:05 PM »
I don't know about Pam's hubby's situation, but did her school stop paying her salary during the shutdown?

Highly doubt that the payroll checks stopped rolling in.  Not certain about her state of Kansas.

Teachers' contracts typically run from July 1 through June 30.  From my personal knowledge, teachers are also paid year round rather than just for the 9ish months they are actually teaching classes.
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