Let's see, how this would play out:
"Reporter" 1: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
President Trump, interrupting: "That's Mr. Acquitted President. Next?!"
"Reporter" 2: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
President Trump, interrupting: "Is that the Fake-News Media's new narrative? Next?!"
"Reporter" 3: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
President Trump, interrupting and turning to task force members who had already spoken: "Thanks for your updates, folks! That is all. We will ask the networks to send real reporters who want to learn what is happening." (turns and walks off)
I will, however, generously give NanceGreggs a quarter-kudo for her highly unusual brevity. Maybe she wasn't too deep in her cups.