W T H F C F A?
I finally get off the plane after flying cross country
(chorus: "awww")
And I am watching a pretty good pre-season game and just perusing new posts
(chorus: "and then?")
And I see a thread with an innocuous title
(chorus: "uh-huh, baby")
And when I finally look inside
(chorus: "uh-huh, baby")
I see a generic accusation leveled at me!
(chorus: "OH NO")
Uh huh!
(chorus: "OH NO")
And I say
(sung to the tune of "I'll be a Dentist")
W T F Is Up?
I didn't say nuthin' bad!
Against our Rebel man
who seems to have something
which made him O So Mad
and when I see what's up
I will
T C B
Until then
What The ****?
Is happening there?
(FD shugs shoulders)
W T F?
W T F F F??????????
(finale: spoken - 4 freaking pages! I rock!)