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Offline Delmar

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Primitive fired up over Christmas
« on: November 27, 2019, 06:09:36 PM »
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It is not even "Black Friday" and there was a fight at a Walmart!

I was in West Memphis, Arkansas earlier today! I stopped at Walmart to pick up a few things I needed! I was parked in the semi truck parking area! As I was leaving, I heard yelling! I Looked over and saw two men arguing over a parking spot! The funny but not so funny part of the story, why? There were several spots open! It is going to be a long holiday season!

Oh! By the way! Bah hum bug wish for Thanksgiving! Since we are anti thanksgiving too!
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Look at all those exclamation points!

I've never seen an adult, much less a primitive, this excited about Christmas before.

Santa's coming!  Whee!

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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2019, 06:18:54 PM »
Oh my.

The first shots fired in the War on Christmas, before Thanksgiving even.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2019, 06:22:44 PM »
The sissy slap fights at Costco are more fun to watch.

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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2019, 06:33:27 PM »
Needs MAGA hats and "truck nuts".

During any week at any Walmart or Costco or Home Depot or etc. the chances of two idiots on some day getting into a bickerfest over a parking spot are fairly high.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2019, 07:12:38 PM »
Serious question: Why are they anti-Thanksgiving now?? I mean, they've destroyed Columbus Day, they want to destroy Christmas, and they are also working on destroying football. But--a day dedicating to eating? What's up with that?
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2019, 07:23:01 PM »
I've said it before, always a good reminder during the crazy holiday season:

The prevalance of bouncy's is relative to how badly they're losing.

Expect this to be a bountiful Thanksgiving and Christmas for us to be entertained by Bouncy stories from the emotional hemophiliacs.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2019, 07:23:10 PM »
Wait...a fight at WalMart? Why is this news?
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2019, 07:54:27 PM »
Is this primitive an actual truck driver? I've been tempted to relocate 4 wheelers that thought they were big boys parking in the semi section.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2019, 07:57:53 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 27, 2019, 06:22:44 PM
The sissy slap fights at Costco are more fun to watch.

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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2019, 08:26:54 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 27, 2019, 06:22:44 PM
The sissy slap fights at Costco are more fun to watch.

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Whole Foods is where one can find the real neutered males squabbling.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2019, 08:36:16 PM »
imanamerican63 needs a crotch punch.

All Cavers, piss off the leftists by having a happy Thanksgiving and enjoying your family, friends, and great food.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2019, 10:31:35 PM »
Quote from: jukin on November 27, 2019, 08:36:16 PM
imanamerican63 needs a crotch punch.

It wouldn't do any damage. DUmmy males don't have anything of worth in that area.
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2019, 08:26:17 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on November 27, 2019, 10:31:35 PM
It wouldn't do any damage. DUmmy males don't have anything of worth in that area.

Empty target area?
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Re: Primitive fired up over Christmas
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2019, 01:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Mary Ann on November 27, 2019, 07:12:38 PM
Serious question: Why are they anti-Thanksgiving now?? I mean, they've destroyed Columbus Day, they want to destroy Christmas, and they are also working on destroying football. But--a day dedicating to eating? What's up with that?

Because holidays are times for FAMILIES to get together and enjoy themselves.

That doesn't fit the progressive agenda. :thatsright:
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